A woman goes into a Pet Shop and sees the most fantastic parrot ever. She asks how much it is.
The guy says it not for sale because its been causing problems with the use of language, which probably comes from where it used to live.
The woman insists saying she is not bothered by the swearing etc.. Offers the guy £300, he takes it, and she leaves with the parrot.
The parrot gets to the house, settles in and says 'Ah new house, New Madam'
The woman thinks ah this parrot used to live in a brothel...not so bad.
With that her 2 daughters arrive and the parrot says 'Ah New house, New Girls'. They all titter and think its quite funny
Then the husband comes home and the parrot says 'Hi, Andy how are you doing?
2007-11-10 17:24:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Russian T. This was very cute - did not rate a belly laugh but I really liked it very much! (Btw - re French's - I live in USA and worked in their corporate sales and marketing div. ie.
Reckitt Benckiser N.A. - north America) Did not realize you were in UK. CJ
2007-11-12 17:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor had a parrot that would whistle at the girls as they walked by,and get a haRd on. The parrot would sit in his cage that was by a large window.One day I noticed the cage was covered and I asked my nieghbor as to why it was covered.He said that the cat had ate the parrots two feet.So why keep it covered? He said that now the parrot uses his little pecker to sit on the rod.So,I said.Well now when he sees the girls walk by,he gets a haRd on and falls off the perch.
2007-11-10 18:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you go to another land and you don't speak the language of the country it is really a handicap, since some papers you will need to fill it up to declare your arrival in that country. there are things that you should put things straight if you get into problems. i know this since i felt the same when i went overseas and believe me very difficult so i went to school and learn the basic
2016-05-29 04:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by renetta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny 9/10
2007-11-10 18:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice parrot!
2007-11-10 17:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by XFNET 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile but nothing audible.
2007-11-10 19:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Alexia N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this joke before in a different way and sorry but the other one was funnier.
2007-11-10 17:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Now I get it man it took me awhile but still not funny.
2007-11-10 19:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by B-Man 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I truly don't get this...please explain lol
2007-11-10 17:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
busted lol
2007-11-10 18:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋