Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2007

......."Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1920 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1975 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2007 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

2007-11-07 17:11:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What country would you most like to visit, that you haven't already been to?

2007-11-07 17:10:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it cold where you are?

2007-11-07 17:10:24 · 31 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what do u think of my poem...is it good????

staring out......
staring out my window i look at the night skies,

i start to remember what hapened this summer,cant help but to cry.

when i look out my window i know i could have been better,now wanting to jumpout,
but in the end id hit the ground and die.

has i gaze out my window i relize my faults..my heart starts to blaze,i think,"why do i hate myself?",

but why?...
now my soul is being put away slowly on a shelf...

what u think is it good?

2007-11-07 17:10:07 · 17 answers · asked by samantha 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this like Avril Lavigne or Miley Cyrus?

I'm trying to make an outfit that looks like Miley Cyrus, but I'm afraid it looks a little bit Avril Lavigne. What do you think?

http://fashionmash.com/outfit/89/

Thanks.

2007-11-07 17:09:48 · 12 answers · asked by Margaret Meg H 2 in Celebrities

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Can you type fast and without looking?

I just typed all this without looking and fast too.

2007-11-07 17:09:36 · 16 answers · asked by I ♥ my boyfriend! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Am I a big ol' baby for missing my cat so much?

my x-bf lied and gave away my cat to an animal shelter, now I wont ever get to see her again, I wonder if she got a good home, as good as i treated her, i cry about it all the time should i just get over it.

2007-11-07 17:08:34 · 14 answers · asked by Whole 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Understand Marketing?

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

2007-11-07 17:07:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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POLL: Is it possible to be TOO reliable?

you can interpret this as youd like.

2007-11-07 17:07:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Redneck Non-Fisherman?

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yeah . Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The redneck said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the redneck.

(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government employees.)

2007-11-07 17:05:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would it be a sin if?

I can't help falling in love.

2007-11-07 17:05:33 · 32 answers · asked by Martha B will be suspended 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Space aliens arrive on Earth. Do you...?

Hide.

Sign up for their human reproductive observation tank.

Join the army and fight.

Join the newly formed "Space Alien - Earth Human Peace Coalition" and bring veggie lasagna to the potluck.

Other. (Please specify.)

2007-11-07 17:05:29 · 41 answers · asked by GeminiVirgo1971 5 in Polls & Surveys

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aren't ur contacts thumbs up worth like, 50 thumbs up or something?

♥
when i know one of thems guys i love thumbs up me, it feels liek i jus got 50!! *hugs hugs* haha i feel love for extra have soem

2007-11-07 17:05:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys