A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Yeah . Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The redneck said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the redneck.
(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government employees.)
2007-11-07 17:05:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha star for you thanx for the laugh
2007-11-08 02:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know your a redneck fisherperson when you know all the good shore and wade-fishing spots, but have no idea where to go when you've got access to a boat. .... when there's always a handline ready for use in the glovebox of your car. .... when you've gladly taken a seatrout on opening day of season when an osprey drops it in the road. (hey, it was a keeper, and it only had a couple little holes in it... was still gasping for water when I picked it up...) ..... when you know what "bait" or "trash" fish are actually pretty darn good eating when you catch enough of them
2016-05-28 09:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the best I've read in a week!
Have a star!
2007-11-07 18:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl, nice!
2007-11-08 23:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't top that one,good
2007-11-07 17:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
i love it
2007-11-09 17:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol got him huh
2007-11-08 04:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!
2007-11-08 05:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke made my day and thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-08 02:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...you get a star for that one........
2007-11-07 17:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋