Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2007

2007-11-05 03:14:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

2007-11-05 03:13:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

except orange and oil

2007-11-05 03:13:29 · 38 answers · asked by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 in Polls & Surveys

in a sauna? If I had one in my house, I'd stay in there

2007-11-05 03:13:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or does anybody else think that celebrity idiots like Lohan, Hilton and Spears should be thrown, parachuteless from the back of a plane somewhere over the Pacific Ocean?

2007-11-05 03:12:35 · 49 answers · asked by ramrod cowfins 3 in Celebrities

2007-11-05 03:12:06 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:11:57 · 34 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

For me its smoke!

2007-11-05 03:11:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whoopi,Sherri,Joy,Elisabeth,or Barbara?

2007-11-05 03:11:15 · 9 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:10:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have one night of awesome sex or a filet mignon with a loaded baked potato?

2007-11-05 03:10:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a bit confused and hope I can get a few opinions and information on this....I understand that you're basic shows are in danger of running reruns for sometime until this is settled. However, they are saying that shows such as David Letterman, Leno, SNL are more at "risk" since they are recorded live or on a rolling basis...so I guess my question is this...aren't David, Leno and the cast of SNL comedians in their own right? Wouldn't we expect them to write most of their own material, which means that they they shouldn't suffer as much as drama shows? Or am I on the wrong line of thinking?

By the way, I don't watch TV much at all (only to fall asleep and a few shows a week amounting to about 5 hours of TV a week if that much).

2007-11-05 03:10:04 · 3 answers · asked by oh boy.... 1 in Other - Television

Autumn Watch is on tonight.I really enjoyed Spring Watch, so I'm looking forward to this.Anyone else going to tune in tonight?

2007-11-05 03:09:36 · 5 answers · asked by CMH 6 in Drama

2007-11-05 03:08:49 · 15 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

2007-11-05 03:08:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or straight for if you're gay already?

it can be a celebrity or a person you know already. doesnt matter.

i like girls more but i'd go straight for Ryan Phillipe..yesss

if you are insecure or just no fun - dont even answer.

2007-11-05 03:06:58 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would you do!

2007-11-05 03:06:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to get 2 points? Or to provoke? For me it has to be both!

2007-11-05 03:06:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...use a word(s) to complete the question, thank you.

2007-11-05 03:06:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is starting to kill more without feeling too bad about it. Do you think it's really him only changed a little or do you think it's a demon disguised as him?

2007-11-05 03:06:31 · 7 answers · asked by Betrdz 6 in Drama

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

2007-11-05 03:06:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They show actual photographs of dead babies (from morgues) and people defecating. But, they will ban a person for voicing their opinion about that place.
It is a very sick place that should be run out of business.

2007-11-05 03:05:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

God that's lame, I can't come up with much better.

2007-11-05 03:05:56 · 31 answers · asked by ................ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I understand all late night shows are expected to be in reruns until further notice. What else?
I'm not big on TV, but here are my faves.
Can anyone tell me if they will be affected, please?

Ellen (Talk Show)
Heroes
The Simpsons

Most important to me is Heroes.

2007-11-05 03:05:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-11-05 03:05:53 · 23 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:05:21 · 30 answers · asked by Fall Back 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:04:47 · 18 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

answers?

2007-11-05 03:04:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

5. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

6. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

7. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

8. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

10. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

11. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

12. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

13. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

14. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

15. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

16. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

17. A .44 Magnum beats four aces.

2007-11-05 03:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 03:04:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys