1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
2007-11-05 03:06:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha clever.
2007-11-05 05:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Very funny! Witty and clever!! But I'm surprised the Irish could actually count to 10. Have a *star*.
2016-05-27 23:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-11-05 05:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hysterical!!!! 10/10 & a * 4 u♥☺♪
2007-11-05 10:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, some true
2007-11-05 03:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sugababy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a couple are true, the rest just funny
2007-11-05 03:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by geordie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hey it's true i got 5 teenage bro's
2007-11-05 10:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remember living by those mate
starred
2007-11-05 07:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute...
2007-11-05 04:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMMFAO!!!!
hilarious!!
2007-11-05 05:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋