Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2007

What nationality are you and what country do you reside in?

Thanks, now just answer the question, wouldja? :-P

2007-11-05 03:03:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...have chosen you as their mark? OR... Does 'flirtiness' make a difference, or is it a deal-breaker?

2007-11-05 03:03:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

4
The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

5
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

6
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."

7
Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you."
Woman: (tries to ignore him)
Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"
Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?"
Man: (nods his head smiling)
Woman: "Then go take a ******' hike!!!"

8
I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards."

9
Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear

10
Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.

11
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.

12
And here's one including the correct snappy return
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, **** off!"

13
After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

14
A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

15
A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."

16
While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

17
The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

18
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

19
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

2007-11-05 03:02:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 03:01:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yet NOT ASK a question for a YEAR , or have some ridiculously LOW number of total questions posted?
I fully expect some flak for this, but just what IS up with that????
One MAY, if one wishes, open the leaderboard and open each profile to see why I'm curious.

2007-11-05 03:01:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ugly? who was it ?

2007-11-05 03:01:16 · 34 answers · asked by random.princess 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:01:12 · 5 answers · asked by gmaldonado537610 1 in Other - Music

2007-11-05 03:01:03 · 11 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 03:00:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:59:46 · 29 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:58:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:56:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:56:14 · 12 answers · asked by t-swaz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 02:55:51 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Peanut butter sandwiches

Jelly sandwiches

OR

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

2007-11-05 02:55:21 · 34 answers · asked by Kelly 2 in Polls & Surveys

...what is your classic move of letting it out?

2007-11-05 02:55:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got a gal who's always late
Every time we have a date
But I love her
I'm gonna ask her

Is you is or is you aint my baby?
The way your acting lately makes me doubt
You have always been my baby, baby
Seems the flame in your heart has done gone out

Well a woman is a creature
Who has always been strange
Just when you think you're hers
She's gone and made a change

Is you is or is you aint my baby?
Has my baby found somebody new
Or is my baby still my baby true?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOmzsiecuA

2007-11-05 02:55:06 · 6 answers · asked by St. Dave 5 in Polls & Surveys

There was this guy who really took care of his body. He went to the gym every day. One morning he looked in the mirror and, admiring his body, noticed that he was suntanned all over with the one exception of his *****, which he decided to do something about.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his ***** which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady " There is really no justice in the world."
The other old lady said " What do you mean?"
The first old lady replied " Look at that!.....
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I am 80, the damn things are growing wild,
and I'm too old to squat!

2007-11-05 02:53:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have 6..........7 if i count the y

2007-11-05 02:53:33 · 28 answers · asked by ♣Jay$in™² 4 in Polls & Surveys

or would you change anything?

2007-11-05 02:53:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a hot pic of feet go figure!!

2007-11-05 02:52:48 · 48 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:51:54 · 17 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I noticed one thing that i was usure of......Is the character played by Albus Dumbledore different in the Sorcere's Stone than in the ones after that movie?....

2007-11-05 02:51:43 · 4 answers · asked by dinoaustin5 2 in Movies

2007-11-05 02:51:36 · 12 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

Wouldn't that be great if Dog went on Intervention and Dog had to go to the home for racist bigmouths or whatever for 28 days? He could resurrect his TV career and boost the ratings of Intervention in one stroke.

2007-11-05 02:48:49 · 2 answers · asked by michinoku2001 7 in Celebrities

Do the writers deserve a bigger piece of the pie?

2007-11-05 02:48:03 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

One reason I watch horror movies is to find out what NOT to do if I ever get in a bad situation...
- Do NOT run/walk towards a loud bang in the other room
- Do NOT stay in your house if you think someone else is in it
- Do NOT try to find the person you think is in your house
- Do NOT stay in your house if you keep getting disturbing prank calls
lol gosh the list could go on! :) Anyone else have any other lessons they have learned from horror films?

2007-11-05 02:47:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I remember taking my G.I. Joe's with me to the tube for the water wars. I had amphibius assult men and vehicles.. it was the perfect time for water warfare and the bubbles was always use for cover , and the eliment of surprise..

2007-11-05 02:47:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What kinds of "survey" questions would you ask a college student? (just for 'fun/ to get them interacting)

2007-11-05 02:47:00 · 7 answers · asked by Amy Clark 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 02:46:58 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys