There was this guy who really took care of his body. He went to the gym every day. One morning he looked in the mirror and, admiring his body, noticed that he was suntanned all over with the one exception of his *****, which he decided to do something about.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his ***** which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady " There is really no justice in the world."
The other old lady said " What do you mean?"
The first old lady replied " Look at that!.....
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I am 80, the damn things are growing wild,
and I'm too old to squat!
2007-11-05 02:53:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha Where was that beach?
2007-11-05 04:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hieffinlarious, except for the thought of an 80 year old woman having sex, I think I just threw up in my mouth... alotta bit.
2007-11-07 23:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 16:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
I... don't want to get old.
2007-11-05 11:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE AND GREAT WORDS
2007-11-05 11:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by sa_2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually gross.
2007-11-05 11:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe,,,funny...
2007-11-05 11:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by WanN 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋