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...what is your classic move of letting it out?

2007-11-05 02:55:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Do you also tilt, where? Left or right?

2007-11-05 02:56:37 · update #1

Hahahah! Extremely funny!

2007-11-05 02:57:52 · update #2

I can't contain it! I'm laughing really hard!

2007-11-05 02:58:22 · update #3

23 answers

why be a monkey when you can be a gorilla.
gorilla farts are the best.bend over and SMILE!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-05 03:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 5 0

I have 2 ways I fart:

1-I stand, tilt a little towards my husband usually, and then rip it something fierce.

2- I am usually sitting or laying, and I just let it blow. I don't tilt, I usually just let the gas go where it wants.

2007-11-05 10:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mullet Master 5000 4 · 0 0

If I'm sitting I generally tilt left, never even thought about it until now.

If I'm out in public, I'm a big fan of walking it off... leaving a little trail behind me

If I'm in my own house, I'll often strike a pose - the kids think it's the funniest thing going...

2007-11-05 11:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1 0

I like to walk when I fart, you know....Rip....Rip...Rip !

And I like to let one go SBD in a Crowded Elevator and watch the people eye each other suspiciously.
And I like to walk down the Isle at a Grocery Store and let one Go and wait at the end of the isle and watch peoples expressions as they walk through the Green gas Cloud.
Then laugh my butt off

2007-11-05 11:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Of course I fart. I prefer to just walk into another room and let it out so no one knows.

2007-11-05 10:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

At home I tilt left. When I'm driving the seat belt keeps me restrained, so I always hope I don't implode and hurt myself.

2007-11-05 10:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 2 0

Lean to left and crank dat.
ROFL.
Yeah. I love the walking wal-mart farts, though. That way no one knows who it was because you're already on the other side of the store. xD

2007-11-05 20:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by lizzzardbreath 2 · 0 0

my husband throws the blanket over my head and farts trying to force me to smell his nasty @$$. When I pull the covers off he usually has the squirt gun ready and aimed leaving me no choice but to hide under the stinky covers.
I like to act sweet and go sit on his lap and let one rip. I usually end up on the floor but it is worth it.

2007-11-05 11:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by good directions 4 · 2 0

I like to do the fart dance. Do a little dance lift a leg, do a little dance lift the other!

2007-11-05 10:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by ubermuzzle 1 · 0 0

Lately I'll try for longest sustained poot. I lean to the left.

2007-11-05 10:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I fart and let it out with no shame for everybody to hear.

2007-11-05 11:00:43 · answer #11 · answered by mac_eleven 3 · 1 0

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