1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
5. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
6. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
7. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
8. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
10. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
11. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
12. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
13. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
14. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
15. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
16. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
17. A .44 Magnum beats four aces.
2007-11-05 03:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are hilarious. hahaha
2007-11-05 04:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Xxx
2016-12-15 03:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by diggins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true, dont ever lie to your mom, and guys, not even to your wife, coz like your mother, the wife really really would always find out if you are telling a lie. I have read a similar joke like this but in a different version. Its the husband and wife thing that the husband says he will be gone for a week to do fishing with his boss then he asked his wife to pack his new pyjamas. After a week, the husband returns, the wife asked how was your fishing. The husband replied oh it was good i caught a couple of big fishes and it was fun only that you forgot the pack my pyjamas that i asked you, to which the wife replied, oh the pyjamas, i packed it honey and put it in your fishing box, hahaha, see how clever a wife or even a mother could be. If the husband had really gone fishing then he should've found where the pyjama is. Same thing with the frying pan. Really made me laughing and realize how a woman's instinct works, guys should really be careful. anyway, thanks for sharing this great joke, have a star for this!
2016-05-27 23:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 08:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked them all especially #8.Thnx for posting *.
2007-11-05 05:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny mate
starred
2007-11-05 07:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. 4 got me laughing, & the rest kept me going. hilarious.
2007-11-05 06:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by tara_rasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-11-05 03:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those are funny lol
2007-11-05 05:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them all but 1,2 and 4 were my favorites!!
STARRED!!!!!
2007-11-05 05:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋