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Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Answer 1

Grreat lol thanks for sharing

here's 5 stars lol*****

Answer 2

Good Ones have a star

Answer 3

It depends on what society you're in, but at least in the US, yes, I would say it is slightly adventageous to be a woman. Things are getting more unbalanced as more guys drop out before getting a full formal education because being educated is not seen as cool.

However, I'd hardly say that the women in fundamentalist Islamic countries have the advantage. Certainly in China, being female is not to your advantage.

When you consider the world's population, its still better to have a Y chromosome.

Answer 4

Good ones! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

very nice...but there are downfalls to being women...you are usually targets for rape or murder , wife beatings, also you have periods and give birth. so dont get to excited im sure theres more.but i admire you all the more. much deserved star for you.

Answer 6

lol. The funniest part is that this IS so true. I ♥ it. I'm going to post this on a blog.

Answer 7

There's a smell of peach blossom and bitter almond.

Answer 8

Made me Laugh - Good One

Answer 9

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good list but I'm still glad I'm a man, lol.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

Answer 10

Some list you came up with. hahaha

Answer 11

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10