Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2007

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, the something eater."

2007-11-04 08:00:06 · 7 answers · asked by prplfae 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you think about white chili for supper?

2007-11-04 07:59:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you excited by what tomorrow may bring?

2007-11-04 07:59:02 · 30 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Whay are Michael Jackson fans so............?

.........devoted?

I find it stranger than him that they seem to be able to overlook everything that's just wrong about him. The short military trousers alone have me worried nevermind the surgery, baby dangling and the Peter Pan stuff.

(Notice what I DIDN'T even mention there).

2007-11-04 07:58:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it possible to miss someone, even if you've never seen their face?

is it weird to miss..."a name"?

2007-11-04 07:58:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever decided to take a break from Y!A...?

then realized crap...now what am I gonna do when I dont wanna do what I am supposed to be doing?

2007-11-04 07:57:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you Having`a Nice Quiet Peaceful`Day`??

Listen Carefully you can Hear the Little`Birdies singing`in the Treetops`??

2007-11-04 07:56:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are your 5 favourite psychedelic bands and/or songs?

My brother has really got me into this genre with his old Beatles records - I'd love to find out some more about bands similar to the Beatles.

Suggest me some...

Pleasesums!

2007-11-04 07:55:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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What's your pet hate?

Mine is people who say "oh" when they mean "zero" like you ask them for their phone number and they say; "Five five five one nine oh three six oh seven" when they should say "Five five five one nine ZERO three six ZERO seven"

2007-11-04 07:55:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Men: At what age did you start shaving regularly?

2007-11-04 07:55:01 · 14 answers · asked by Purgatory 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what would you do if I died infront of you?

2007-11-04 07:53:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does this question contain 40 characters?

guess it depends if you count the spaces... what do you think?..

2007-11-04 07:53:39 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How old were you when you smoked for the first time?

What was your reaction and how long did you continue?

2007-11-04 07:53:28 · 31 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

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bar piano joke?

One day a man comes in to my bar, he sits in front of me and asks for sagria. I give it to him. I hear moonlight sonata coming from him. I ask him if his phones ringing he sighs and says no. He takes a tiny piano and man who couldn't of been taller than a 10 inches, starts playing. I asked him where'd he get the little man he says that a found a genie who would grant him one wish. *in my mind i thought that he made a stupid wish* but i kept my mouth shut.

"I asled the genie for a 10 inch penis"

2007-11-04 07:52:50 · 9 answers · asked by D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why did you cry at half-time?

2007-11-04 07:52:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much are 2 dollar bills worth if you were to sell them?? Would they still be worth the 2 dollars??

2007-11-04 07:52:03 · 21 answers · asked by Tatiana C 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What will you be doing this sunday?

just wondering

2007-11-04 07:51:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When is You B-day?

just want to noe if anybody was born da same day i was.

Also, know any celebrities with your same b-day?

minez is Jan, 31 1989: same as Jackie Robinson & Justin Timberlake

2007-11-04 07:51:11 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: What would you say...?

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!

Next morning I woke up and scrambled my shoes,
Picked up my eggs and toasted the news,
I couldn't tell my left from right,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!

That evening at last I felt normal again,
So I picked up my mother and called the phone,
I spoke to the puppy and threw Dad a bone,
Even at midnight the sun was still bright,
All becuz you kissed me goodnight!

Do you think this is any good?

Thanks!! ^_^

2007-11-04 07:50:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like the name Stasia for a person?

Its not for a real person, its for a fictional person

2007-11-04 07:50:56 · 7 answers · asked by LikeItorNot 3 in Polls & Surveys