bar piano joke?

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One day a man comes in to my bar, he sits in front of me and asks for sagria. I give it to him. I hear moonlight sonata coming from him. I ask him if his phones ringing he sighs and says no. He takes a tiny piano and man who couldn't of been taller than a 10 inches, starts playing. I asked him where'd he get the little man he says that a found a genie who would grant him one wish. *in my mind i thought that he made a stupid wish* but i kept my mouth shut.

"I asled the genie for a 10 inch penis"

2007-11-04 07:52:50 · 9 answers · asked by D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-04 07:53:21 · update #1

9 answers

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

2007-11-04 07:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by laurence c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

The Genie was asked for a 10'' penis, But being a little deaf he granted a 10''pianist

2007-11-04 16:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Funny! 10!

2007-11-04 16:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

a man who couldn't of been taller than a 10 inches is like a new discovery D: the man should be happy XD he's rich!... he could always surgery his penis .___.

2007-11-04 16:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by Evan S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-04 16:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

i don't think it was funny the 1st time i read it and it definitely wasn't the 2nd time. soz

2007-11-04 15:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by tracey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

funny

2007-11-04 16:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hahahaha

2007-11-05 09:36:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

pianist.............like it

2007-11-04 16:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋