Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2007

2007-11-02 03:52:21 · 4 answers · asked by Boopsie 6 in Polls & Surveys

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

2007-11-02 03:51:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what 1 person are you thinking about atm and why? x

2007-11-02 03:51:34 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What misprounounciation drives you into a homicidal rage?

For me it would be the inability to correctly voice the second D in these words....

the word is Didn't.....NOT.....Dint or Di-uhnt

2007-11-02 03:51:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Horror movie, late 70's. Guy buys a house and has his friends come help him clean and fix up. House turns out to be covering the entrance to Hell, door in the basement is held shut by a big cross. A couple of scenes to help jog the memory, windows and doors lock themselves shut, Guy hangs himself with a trick rope to scare everyone, guy tries to cut threw the wooden shutters with a saw and cuts his hand off, windows open just long enuff 4 1 guy to jump out then he gets sucked up by the ground out by the statue, Devil is a fat white guy in a white suit. Driving me crazy I can't remember the name of the movie.

2007-11-02 03:50:51 · 3 answers · asked by FATBOY 3 in Movies

pet Jackalope? I think he just ran out of the house.

2007-11-02 03:50:19 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:49:56 · 25 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

You know the drill. A woman wants to stay a virgin. She and the guy end up marrying at 18-21 just to have sex. They end up divorced by 25.

2007-11-02 03:48:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:48:38 · 16 answers · asked by scouse princess 4 in Movies

what can you buy with 80¢?

2007-11-02 03:48:11 · 49 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:48:08 · 13 answers · asked by *♥SwEeTy♥* 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:47:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:46:50 · 11 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

that GATORADE was invented at the University of Florida, and NOT at Florida State?
Otherwise we might be drinking something called "Seminole Fluid!"

2007-11-02 03:46:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

2007-11-02 03:45:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would you leave him even if he makes you happy or would you stay and support him throughout his struggles?

2007-11-02 03:44:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

without taking drugs, drink alcohol or just had sex? Once in a while I will be here at work and get that feeling, usually about this time. Is it because I'm finally waking up?! lol!

2007-11-02 03:44:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you woke up naked in the park?

2007-11-02 03:44:16 · 13 answers · asked by ~*just me*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:43:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or somewhere in the middle?

use your imagination about what I am talking about. in my head I know what I mean thats all that matters...I think

2007-11-02 03:43:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But when you try to think, your brain just wont work?

Haha, all thats coming to me is "Smells Like Teenspirit"
That could either be the lack of sleep or food talking! Or just plain giddy randomness...

2007-11-02 03:42:56 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs Adorkable 7 in Polls & Surveys

ok if a man is in new york reading the london news paper and he reads about this girl who jumped off a london highrise how does he know she didnt jump?

2007-11-02 03:42:37 · 7 answers · asked by omscrazycort 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Me: I dated my high school sweetheart for 2 1/2 years.

2007-11-02 03:41:24 · 31 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would make people get along more.. That would be nice :)

You?

2007-11-02 03:40:26 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:39:08 · 2 answers · asked by Terminator o 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-02 03:37:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Uecker likes Miller Lite

2007-11-02 03:37:12 · 19 answers · asked by Bob Uecker 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:36:55 · 13 answers · asked by Dry Drunk 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 03:36:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when you wake up in the morning...

2007-11-02 03:36:03 · 29 answers · asked by i♥you 2 in Polls & Surveys