Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
2007-11-02 03:51:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny. I'm blonde but I still love those jokes!
2007-11-02 03:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-02 03:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. The one about the capital of California reminded me of an episode of the BBC comedy "The Vicar Of Dibley"....where Geraldine asks Alice what the capital of France is....and Alice says "F".
2007-11-02 06:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. I haven't laughed like that for ages.
Got anymore?
2007-11-02 05:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just the one person, and so many jokes, so much humour! (this is comment from a blonde!)
2007-11-02 04:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last one was the BEST!!!!! Star! I loooove blonde jokes! :P
2007-11-02 04:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like I like!!!! Pretty funny!!!! Keep em coming!!!
2007-11-02 04:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by ambrosiasninja 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 06:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones lmao
2007-11-02 03:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny.
2007-11-02 04:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by blue-eyed babe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋