A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-11-02 03:45:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...lol
You are right gross & funny. : > lol
2007-11-02 03:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk
2007-11-02 03:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one lol
2007-11-02 03:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-02 03:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good lmao.
2007-11-02 04:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-02 03:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by NIKKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol awww cute old lady
2007-11-02 03:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eughhhhh =P
2007-11-02 04:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on SAM,that's a social security joke, when you tell them that joke,they just lean over and fart
2007-11-02 11:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...lovable joke, in good humour (the choco armour aside!)!
2007-11-02 03:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 06:42:36 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋