Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

2007-11-01 07:28:31 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Russian, an American and a Blonde were discussing space travel. The American argued that because they were the first to put a man on the moon, America was superior in space travel. The blonde stated her kind were going to be far superior to Russia and America because they were going to be the first to land on the sun. The Russian asked the blonde if she was nuts. Didn't she know that it was impossible to land on the sun? The American asked her just how in the hell she thought they could accomplish this considering the heat and extreme brightness of the sun." well, duh!" the blonde replied. "we're going at night."

2007-11-01 07:28:28 · 30 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-01 07:28:23 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:28:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:27:40 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

and can you drive with them on?

2007-11-01 07:27:27 · 11 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:26:38 · 38 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some circles believe, from a talent, marketing and opportunity standpoint, that if there was no Nirvana that "alternative" music would still be that...an alternative. We never would have progressed any further from where we were in the late 80's to early 90's.

So let's take two of those out of the equation - if given the same opportunities they had, what band(s) do you think could have had the same or similar impact on rock music based solely on their talent?

2007-11-01 07:26:16 · 16 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

We have had a few different questions posted regarding ol' TD Muswaite running for president. Would anyone here vote for him?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071101101545AABz78U&r=w&pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMiDdcVMqV1ZD9gBphjW9CFzWkrathFu9IZQ--&paid=answered#NbUvWjC4VDms4UHvyqND

2007-11-01 07:25:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

towel boy/lady when i come back. i need someone to wipe the sweat off. I can't wait for all the prudish answers!!!

2007-11-01 07:24:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:24:52 · 4 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

Woould you get a different job? Would you do a lot charitible work?

2007-11-01 07:23:57 · 27 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:23:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you got that placement or know someone with?what do these people act & feel like......[Ive read the cafeastrology interpretation] id like some different takes on it. thanku :)

2007-11-01 07:23:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-11-01 07:23:33 · 8 answers · asked by Grants a tractor luvr! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:21:22 · 52 answers · asked by stayc 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 07:21:13 · 12 answers · asked by cdlc 2 in Horoscopes

2007-11-01 07:20:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Little Johnny was watching T.V. and he heard people talking about politics. So he asked his dad "what are politics?” The dad says, "Johnny, let me tell you what politics are in my own words. Since I am the breadwinner of the family I am the capital. Since mommy deals with all the bills and taxes she is the government. Nanny is the working class since she takes care of you, you are the people and Danny (little brother) is the future." Then Johnny goes off and that night he hears Danny crying. So he goes in the room and notices that he pooped in his pants. Then he goes to his mom's room and she is ignoring him and telling him to go back to bed. So then he goes to the nanny’s room and finds his dad screwing her, so he leaves them alone and just forgets about Danny's poop in his pants. The next morning Johnny tells his dad what politics are in his own words. "Daddy, Daddy, I understand completely what politics are now. When the government is ignoring the people, the Capitol is screwing the working class and the future is in deep ****.

2007-11-01 07:20:13 · 7 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Jokes & Riddles

your guy pays "0" attention to you ..... ignores you regularly ....
has made you cry quite a bit latey ..... does not seem to care at all ....
then there is another fellow who pays attention to you, makes you laugh, makes you feel good ..... what do you do ??
is it alright to have an affair with the man who seems to care about you ....... who shows you kindness, compassion, caring,
even if it is only a one night stand .... and he is filling a void in you by being there for you ........
Ladies Please Be Very Honest Here ...... Thank You!!!

2007-11-01 07:19:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or is that just me?

2007-11-01 07:18:58 · 15 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

BTW Keep it clean I am referring to food and beverage

2007-11-01 07:15:30 · 11 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

Will you Hold me close to your Heart and watch me smile forever My Angel :)

2007-11-01 07:15:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

2007-11-01 07:13:41 · 5 answers · asked by Alexiolim 6 in Jokes & Riddles

can someone please explain this to me.
or have a story to tell about your friend taking drugs..etc.

thanks.!

2007-11-01 07:13:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called the world. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under the water.

There now.......feeling better?

2007-11-01 07:12:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is our drug education that F-ed in this country???

For example, these are the comments that I see on here that piss me of the most:

1. "Pot will ruin your life!"

2. "What's stronger a percocet 7.5/325 or a 5/500?"

3. "Don't take 2 Vicodin! You'll overdose!!!"

Does anyone know what I mean? Like are people totally buying into the hype or what?

And how come people take prescription drugs that they have absolutely no freaking clue about??? Yet, these same people will claim that you can OD on pot or that it will ruin your life?

Any thoughts?

2007-11-01 07:12:00 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in my sing along to "its a small world after alllllllll" ??

=D

2007-11-01 07:11:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-01 07:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

2007-11-01 07:11:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles