A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
2007-11-01 07:11:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats sooo funny i would rather go to heavan because heaven has no pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 : > )
2007-11-01 07:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 23:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mwah ha ha haaaa
2007-11-01 15:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 14:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell
2007-11-01 14:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-01 14:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was fantastic lmfho.
Starred.
2007-11-01 15:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-01 14:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by sexycuteandpopular1202 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's just wrong LOL
2007-11-01 16:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wowww
2007-11-01 14:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋