A Russian, an American and a Blonde were discussing space travel. The American argued that because they were the first to put a man on the moon, America was superior in space travel. The blonde stated her kind were going to be far superior to Russia and America because they were going to be the first to land on the sun. The Russian asked the blonde if she was nuts. Didn't she know that it was impossible to land on the sun? The American asked her just how in the hell she thought they could accomplish this considering the heat and extreme brightness of the sun." well, duh!" the blonde replied. "we're going at night."
2007-11-01 07:28:28 · 30 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Congrats, nice collection of stars, mine included. I loved your joke, but remember there is a blonde in all of us. Sometime in our life it unexpectedly pops out and we become that blonde for a brief moment.
2007-11-01 12:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Invisible 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL- hahaha- very funny. * <--- star for u =]
Here's two blonde jokes...
1. A blonde is on her way back from a grocery store. A man approaches her and asked what she has in her bags. She said apples. Then the man said. "If I guess how many apples you have in that bag, will you give me one?" and the blonde replied. "If you can guess how many I have, you can have both of them." =]
2. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game, the asks her. "What do you think of it."
She answered. "I really enjoyed it. Except I don't get the part when they were fighting for 25 cents"
Dumfounded the guy asked what she meant. And she replied,
"Well, they flipped a coin and then suddenly the crowd started screaming 'get the quarter back, get the quarter back' and I'm like helloooo it's only 25 cents!"
Lol, enjoy.
2007-11-01 14:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by JayJ 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 23:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ive heard that one before. I liked it. Even if I am a blonde lol I'll give ya a star.
2007-11-01 14:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by Viola H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I get it, but it wasn't funny. didn't make me laugh. Sorry. I really wanted to give you a star aswell. Better luck next time pal!
2007-11-01 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by honest 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty good! Have a star. I would give you 2, but I cant.
2007-11-01 14:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did the Bra say to the Hat?
You go on a-head. I'm going to give these two a lift.
2007-11-01 14:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Zachary 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol was pretty funny gave me a good chuckle thx man
2007-11-01 14:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Enek 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Star for you!
2007-11-01 14:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbeesma 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Um, that was not funny, plus I saw this before.
2007-11-01 14:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by The News Comic 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋