Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

2007-11-01 14:00:16 · 3 answers · asked by look at yourself 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, Your call !

2007-11-01 13:59:08 · 17 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I opened a jar of bees
While sitting in my car, ouchie
Why ouchie? Because it stung my Knee.
And all I wanted was honey
But all I got was a bum knee.

2007-11-01 13:59:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a horrid stinking cold and I need cheering up :-(

I hate sh*tty colds and flu etc!

And YES I do want some sympathy!!!

2007-11-01 13:58:56 · 5 answers · asked by chandra 6 in Polls & Surveys

where you are from ?

2007-11-01 13:57:32 · 17 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

Apologies to Vegetarians & Vegans.

2007-11-01 13:56:36 · 16 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

With their bits n' bobs

2007-11-01 13:56:03 · 10 answers · asked by 00000 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:55:41 · 36 answers · asked by Johnnyonthespot 3 in Polls & Surveys

Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they`re born?
To knock the stupid penises off.

A man comes in late one night to find his wife in bed screwing his best friend........he shot the dog.

Why do men love computers?
No matter what mood they are in they can still get a floppy in.

Whats the difference between a man and e.t?
At least e.t phoned home.

How many men does it take to fix a leaky faucet?
Two, one to look up yellow pages, other to dial the number.

Whats the difference between a cats litter box and a man?
The litterbox gets pusssy 3-4 times a day without begging for it.

If men could get pregnant....abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows

2007-11-01 13:55:06 · 16 answers · asked by Bubbles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

its the one with "ah ah ah ah" that has i good beat. sorry for such little info but i know for sure its by mozart!!
i saw it in amadeus!!

2007-11-01 13:54:45 · 3 answers · asked by HP7 2 in Classical

I just found out that after being deployed to Iraq for the past 15 months that my husband will be home next week....anyone else as happy as I am?? :D

2007-11-01 13:54:38 · 6 answers · asked by Army♥Wife 6 in Polls & Surveys

If I lost the habit and did a pole dance, what song would you want me to dance to?

2007-11-01 13:54:13 · 56 answers · asked by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 in Polls & Surveys

What are you most looking forward to this Thanksgiving ?

2007-11-01 13:53:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

2007-11-01 13:53:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lol...just curious, since I've never met one...haha

2007-11-01 13:53:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you were a snack, which one would you be and why? Yes, I have time on my hands!

2007-11-01 13:53:25 · 10 answers · asked by ms_ggirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

If Larry Owns Videos, Every Hacker Then Smokes?

2007-11-01 13:53:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-01 13:52:42 · 6 answers · asked by kevlar1 4 in Polls & Surveys

There will be some answer that I will spend a long time trying to come up with, and then I spend like 5 minutes just typing out that answer, and then the person who ends up getting the best answer just gives some lame answer. I hate it so much! Does this ever happen to you and does it really bother you?

2007-11-01 13:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by Smile! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:50:34 · 47 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:50:21 · 25 answers · asked by sunshineee (: 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:50:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:49:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

usually i notice their face and hair.

2007-11-01 13:49:35 · 16 answers · asked by Kayla 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 13:49:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can a guy be anerexic??

2007-11-01 13:48:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be honest
THANKS
♥

2007-11-01 13:48:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As a tribute to my sprained wrist, My Halloween costume was a skeleton hand...and I went as a "hand X-ray"
I put it on the good hand. I wore it to the doctor today and he and his staff loved it!
One year, I went to Halloween as a "brown banana". Our work uniforms were bright yellow shirts and black pants and black aprons. I just used a DOLE banana sticker and Voila! A brown banana. Yellow and black with a banana sticker.


So my question is...what is your favorite halloween costume that was only a one item change that represented the concept.
Like my skeleton hand or my DOLE sticker. Everyone got my joke so my mission was accomplished.

2007-11-01 13:47:56 · 1 answers · asked by §♫♪‹(•¿•)›☼»-(¯`v´¯)-»\\ 6 in Polls & Surveys

because they hurt you or worse .......
have you ever forgiven them ........
could you .......
would you .........
is it time to let that negitive energy go .........
and move onward with your life .........

2007-11-01 13:46:48 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anything fun and relaxing such movies or go out with ?

2007-11-01 13:46:42 · 3 answers · asked by statecalifornia2009 7 in Movies