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Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

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Women's English

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

2007-10-28 07:00:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 06:58:31 · 14 answers · asked by mjgreen60 2 in Comedy

2007-10-28 06:55:59 · 20 answers · asked by Your Mom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:55:26 · 30 answers · asked by Stephanie Lynn 3 in Polls & Surveys

Watch out certain contacts... I would be spying and having fun...... lol...

Lilbitbeechy, you inspired this question with your ghost question. hug!

2007-10-28 06:51:54 · 11 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:51:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you prefer bacon?

2007-10-28 06:49:40 · 33 answers · asked by Missy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:48:27 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

....or play miniature golf?

2007-10-28 06:48:24 · 27 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:47:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dip mine in ketchup...

how do you like your tots?

2007-10-28 06:46:18 · 7 answers · asked by ∞ZoMB!E∞ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:46:07 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:45:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bands I like are(in no order):
Sum 41, Relient K, Family force 5, All time low, Green day, Paramore, Bayside, Less than Jake, AFI, Cobra Starship, Patent Pending, Saves the day (mostly their old stuff), The Fratellis, bloodhound gang, and a lot more

2007-10-28 06:45:17 · 39 answers · asked by heymonday1993 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:45:14 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:44:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and be in an ad for Viagra

2007-10-28 06:43:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:41:24 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that powdered vanilla creme doughnut was a lil messy

2007-10-28 06:41:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

even the obvious ones can answer

2007-10-28 06:41:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:40:16 · 20 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 06:39:54 · 44 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

i'm in such a bad mood!

2007-10-28 06:39:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like chicken gravy over biscuits.

2007-10-28 06:37:38 · 18 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Polls & Surveys

bungy jumping...
anything
lol

2007-10-28 06:36:00 · 12 answers · asked by jane doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore."
The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire.
Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck.
You hunt from your bedroom window.
Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
You refrigerate your food stamps.
You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill.
You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.
Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. If you see a sign that says "Say no to crack"...and it reminds you to hike up your jeans.
You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.
You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen "sprinkles" on your cone.
You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum.
You're always looking to find your Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton!
The officer that just pulled you over asks if "you have any I.D."...and you respond "About whut?"
You take a beer to a job interview.
You are caught roll'n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater.
When you finish eatin' your bologna you use the rind for dental floss.

2007-10-28 06:35:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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