Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
2007-10-28 07:00:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The answer to "What's wrong?":
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an jerk.
2007-10-28 07:01:13 · update #1
Men's English
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut
2007-10-28 07:01:43 · update #2
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Please star if you like it!
2007-10-28 07:02:34 · update #3
Well, now you are talking
nyahahahaha
2007-10-28 07:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Salloo7a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a psychiatrist aren't you? You actually know how people think. Many years of observation and I have arrived at exactly the same conclusions. Expand on this and you are looking at a PhD. People, we have among us a philosopher. Anybody seeking true wisdom and knowledge need not travel the globe on their quest; just as this guy. I am not joking.
2007-10-28 08:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Farah, now that you have told us, these secret hidden meanings, do u think it'll change anything?
Yes=NO
yes=yes
yes=hell not ;-)
2007-10-28 16:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Hope 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, very good
2007-10-28 07:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Like your picture also... Very cute. ;-)
2007-10-28 07:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Yulik MahBaht 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, insightful.
2007-10-28 07:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by redd headd 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
looooooooool..that't totally true...hehehheh....specially ''do what you want'' thing...hehehhehehee
2007-10-28 08:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it`s a womans thing .lol
2007-10-28 07:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really nice
2007-10-28 07:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by MAzembe 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, cute!
masha allah, cute baby
2007-10-28 07:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋