Am I a REDNECK IF....?

Question

Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore."
The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire.
Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck.
You hunt from your bedroom window.
Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
You refrigerate your food stamps.
You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill.
You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.
Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. If you see a sign that says "Say no to crack"...and it reminds you to hike up your jeans.
You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.
You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen "sprinkles" on your cone.
You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum.
You're always looking to find your Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton!
The officer that just pulled you over asks if "you have any I.D."...and you respond "About whut?"
You take a beer to a job interview.
You are caught roll'n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater.
When you finish eatin' your bologna you use the rind for dental floss.

Answer 1

A murder can't be solved because 1. The DNA is all the same and 2. There are no dental records.

Answer 2

You definitely are if you and your son ride the same school bus each morning, too!, Y'all.

Answer 3

Oh yeah!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! You get a star for making me laugh!