Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2007

Hairy Mary or a Shaven Haven?

LoL I crack myself up sometimes!

2007-10-24 04:30:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

read a question earlier about 5 thins that annoy men about the ladies so>> here goes>
>>1--ask them a question>> you get a story that takes them half an hour to get to the point.
>>2--they act dumb when it suits them,
>>
.>>3--you talk to them about something then you ask them their opinion.
>>then you find out they weren't listening.
>>4--a map was invented for a woman,so they say!
yet they get lost walking around town.
>>5--hahahah! lol can't think of anymore...im singel and 17
What do I know..lol

2007-10-24 04:28:30 · 32 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

of your driveway backwards or forwards?

2007-10-24 04:28:04 · 75 answers · asked by KISS MY neice33 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:27:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:27:02 · 11 answers · asked by Mullet Master 5000 4 in Polls & Surveys

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

2007-10-24 04:26:59 · 21 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i know its a cartoon but oh well try and compare.

2007-10-24 04:26:51 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:26:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:26:08 · 21 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:25:56 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

2007-10-24 04:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is pinky and the brain.

2007-10-24 04:25:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They're my favorite animal.

2007-10-24 04:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Polls & Surveys

which would you choose? sorry, "Paris" is already taken. lol!!

2007-10-24 04:25:32 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine do.

how bout you?

2007-10-24 04:25:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

past or present..

me:
~past: smurfs
~present: spongbob and athf :-D

2007-10-24 04:24:56 · 64 answers · asked by the drizzle is a chick! 5 in Polls & Surveys

And if you have are you still a victim or are you now a survivor?


Peace.

2007-10-24 04:24:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she is actually with another man, picks this one up, has the baby, then she's driving a while later and see's him and has the baby in the back seat and he dont know, i guess.....whats the name of that song?

2007-10-24 04:24:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Have you ever mixed chocolate milk with rootbeer? If you did, then how did it taste?

2007-10-24 04:24:34 · 2 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

really could use right now? I could use a good snuggle with all my girls from here.♥

2007-10-24 04:24:25 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:24:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 04:23:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will you please not try so hard to cover them up?

I like 'em.

2007-10-24 04:22:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you do sock-shoe-sock-shoe? Or are you a sock-sock-shoe-shoe person? I am sock sock shoe shoe. Ladies if you are a barefoot kind of gal feel free to tell me that too lol. Star me luv ya guys!

2007-10-24 04:22:04 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

This time of day? Did you call in sick again?

2007-10-24 04:20:14 · 13 answers · asked by Just Tink 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where/when I can watch Beauty and the Geek (last night's episode)? I missed it and really want to know what happened? Do they have re-runs? or maybe a website that I can watch it?

2007-10-24 04:18:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-24 04:18:08 · 6 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

choose one... don't say "neither"

2007-10-24 04:17:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What does Bill Murrey whisper into the girls ear at the end of 'Lost in Translation'? I have wanted to know this since I saw the movie. If people don't know what he said what do you think he said? I'm curious what peoples opinions are. Here is the clip

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jZRECWcW89g

2007-10-24 04:17:53 · 18 answers · asked by UTurn 1 in Movies

if the trashman sees my cat will he call the S.P.c.A.?

2007-10-24 04:17:21 · 3 answers · asked by ♣JaymatiK 2.0 ™² 5 in Polls & Surveys