Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2007

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

2007-10-21 01:11:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I'm a caged tornado with a voice of thunder, and libido of lightning...Who's gonna set me free?

2007-10-21 01:11:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you give me......?

for a bite of my bagel?

2007-10-21 01:10:30 · 14 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I've got the puchline - what was the joke?

Some years ago I heard a joke which involved two clergymen.
Whilst in the church one said to the other whilst looking at a parishoner (that the other hadn't noticed cos he was looking at the fine architecture) "Is that Fanny Green?" and the punchline was "No it's just the way the light comes through the stained glass window"

2007-10-21 01:09:54 · 7 answers · asked by David H 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a duck duck duck duck (or) [Goose] duck duck...?

2007-10-21 01:09:47 · 16 answers · asked by Llew 3 in Polls & Surveys

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blonde 1 ,?

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"

"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.

"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes...." replied the officer

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

"Yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."

"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

2007-10-21 01:09:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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POLL, What sauce should we make?

jo

2007-10-21 01:07:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Help yourself, or served on a plate?

jo

2007-10-21 01:06:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys