Some years ago I heard a joke which involved two clergymen.
Whilst in the church one said to the other whilst looking at a parishoner (that the other hadn't noticed cos he was looking at the fine architecture) "Is that Fanny Green?" and the punchline was "No it's just the way the light comes through the stained glass window"
2007-10-21 01:09:54 · 7 answers · asked by David H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree!
You don't even need the joke - it made me laugh just reading the punchline.
But I found this slightly different version on http://www.jokes-comedy.com/funny_jokes_of_2005_No_2.htm
Fanny Green
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest.
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with
Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short,
with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies, .................................
"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".
2007-10-21 01:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by mum2mh 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In a small town a new chic named Fanny Green took lodging. She became well known in no time due to her flirtatious life style. A good number of parishioners mentioned her name during confessions. One Sunday she visited church and sat in front row in not so decent posture. The clergyman, who remembered her name asked,Is that Fanny Green ?
2007-10-21 01:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that sounds alright for the joke. It is short and funny.
2007-10-21 01:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by courage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! it doesnt even need the joke!
2007-10-21 01:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-10-21 01:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny as is, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-21 13:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)Haaa, that funny,
2007-10-21 01:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by buttercup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋