A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
2007-10-21 01:11:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me smile - but not a real belly laugh.
Never really thought of scientists as being humourous or even understanding what humour it - and this just confirms my belief (grin).
2007-10-21 01:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by mum2mh 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-10-21 01:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilly bloodiant!
Confucius say man who leap from aircraft without parachute is jumping to conclusion!
2007-10-21 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the world's funniest joke but it gets a chuckle :)
2007-10-21 01:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe all scientist has an eye defect for that matter. . .
funny but not the funniest. . .
2007-10-21 01:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by dodong1127 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I agree that's the funniest hunting joke that I've heard!=)
2007-10-21 01:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will like to get hold of those scientists.
2007-10-21 01:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
:) It is a good joke, just don`t know why it`s the best joke for scientists.
2007-10-21 01:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is why it is the best joke according to 'scientists'..
lol.
2007-10-21 02:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by ak_theone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but evergreen
2007-10-21 01:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by Rajesh Smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋