Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2007

than woman.Why do you think we're obsessed with it?"That does'nt prove anything",says the woman."Think about this-when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it about,what feels better,your ear or the finger"?
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A woman is standing in her front garden talking to her friend when she notices her hubby coming home carring a bunch of flowers.Her friend says,"Isn't that nice,he's bringing you a bouquet!"The woman replies,"Yeah,great.That means another weekend flat on my back with my feet up in the air!"The friend says,"What's the matter?Don't you have a vase?"
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time.In a flash it's over.The boys says,"If I'd known you were a virgin I'd have taken more time."His girlfriend replies."If I'd known ypu were going to take more time I'd have taken off my tights".

There My duckies enjoy and star if you want but please no nasties ok?
Love yea all.xxxxxxxx

2007-10-21 11:52:53 · 16 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-21 11:52:47 · 36 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which will you watch tonight?

2007-10-21 11:51:59 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm making a cd, will you give me some ideas of good songs?

2007-10-21 11:51:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No smart-*** answers, I know why there's a life preserver.

2007-10-21 11:50:23 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 11:49:07 · 8 answers · asked by Crazy Julie 3 in Polls & Surveys

hellloooooo?

2007-10-21 11:48:53 · 17 answers · asked by in any other world 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 11:48:15 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 11:47:22 · 31 answers · asked by Sassafrass 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

Bartender: "What's a 15?"

Blonde: "7 and 7"

2007-10-21 11:47:00 · 12 answers · asked by NfBBY♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Taking something from your friend's house and never returning it?
2. Say your gonna buy something for somebody else but you end up keeping it when you didn't even ask the person if they wanted it?
3. Drinking under age?
4. Skipping school because of a big test or something and lying to your parents so you can stay home?
5. Curse to a teacher?
6. TP somebodys house on Halloween or Mischief night?
7. Turning all Chistmas lights off on Christmas?
8. When little kids say " Trick or Treat" at the door you ignore them?
9. Break something on purpose just to get the person who owns it mad?
10. Turn on sprinklers when somebody is on your front lawn?

2007-10-21 11:46:52 · 24 answers · asked by Tyler 3 in Polls & Surveys

Scarves, makeup, turtlenecks...what am I missing?

2007-10-21 11:46:03 · 6 answers · asked by Holiday Magic 7 in Polls & Surveys

Jesus just got himself crusified on top of mount Olives and the crowd surround the spot.
He calls for his first follower, Peter.
From the crowd came Peters voice, I'm here my Lord, I'm here !
Peter try to pass the guards but they beat him black and blue and when he tries again, a sword slach one of his legs off.
Jesus called again, Peter where are you, come here Peter !
Losing blood, Peter hops toward the cross to his master but a guard came from behind and shops his other leg off.
Peter, none the less crawl toward the cross and throw himself at the foot of it nearly dying.
I'm here my Lord, what can I do for you ? ask Peter.
Jesus looks at him and said, Peter my friend, I can see your house from up here !

2007-10-21 11:45:20 · 9 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Root Beer, Cream Soda, Club Soda, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, Iced Tea? What is your favorite?

2007-10-21 11:45:20 · 28 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know any good music sites where u dont have to download the songs..
like the site imeem.com??

2007-10-21 11:44:01 · 4 answers · asked by ouy evol i =) 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think not funny.

2007-10-21 11:43:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

all songs are open

2007-10-21 11:43:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and when will i be considered a virgin again?

2007-10-21 11:43:24 · 50 answers · asked by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 in Polls & Surveys

to answer a question for fear of getting a violation because someone lacks a sense of humor?

2007-10-21 11:43:02 · 23 answers · asked by ditdit 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 11:42:50 · 34 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

what is the name of the heavy metal song that they play in the party where derek and the fat guy goes to?

2007-10-21 11:42:22 · 2 answers · asked by Enrique 3 in Movies

Are you a perv?
voilate me you yooodle-voilating fools!
I am and a am woman! thats a given! AJ this is for you!!!
go dude go!
So are you? A PERV!!!

2007-10-21 11:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 11:41:36 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you think that he did steroids or is it possible to get that big?

2007-10-21 11:41:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-21 11:41:08 · 38 answers · asked by Sweet T 5 in Polls & Surveys

The're both out walking and they come accross a roadside grave, Paddy says "would you look at this theres a man here that lived till he was 181"
"jesus"said murphy "what was his name?"
Paddy replied" Miles from london"

2007-10-21 11:40:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Metallica Song:

Christmas Song:

Michael Jackson Song:

Pink Floyd Song:

2007-10-21 11:39:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do you like better? why?

2007-10-21 11:38:57 · 15 answers · asked by soggy waffles!!! 5 in Celebrities

well if you eat at KFC how do you like your chicken??Is it original recipy,? Spicy

2007-10-21 11:38:14 · 42 answers · asked by robin r 6 in Polls & Surveys

If True, share your experience please.

For what occasion and did you return the gift?

2007-10-21 11:38:09 · 12 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys