than woman.Why do you think we're obsessed with it?"That does'nt prove anything",says the woman."Think about this-when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it about,what feels better,your ear or the finger"?
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A woman is standing in her front garden talking to her friend when she notices her hubby coming home carring a bunch of flowers.Her friend says,"Isn't that nice,he's bringing you a bouquet!"The woman replies,"Yeah,great.That means another weekend flat on my back with my feet up in the air!"The friend says,"What's the matter?Don't you have a vase?"
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time.In a flash it's over.The boys says,"If I'd known you were a virgin I'd have taken more time."His girlfriend replies."If I'd known ypu were going to take more time I'd have taken off my tights".
There My duckies enjoy and star if you want but please no nasties ok?
Love yea all.xxxxxxxx
2007-10-21 11:52:53 · 16 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done 3 out of 3
vase one a cracker................ been dying of hangover all day testerday only managing to focus brain now......... not my fault it was me brother-in-law and the guinness
2007-10-21 21:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahah! Nice one sweet I,LL be having a good laugh before I go to bed Hahahaah ! EK HET JOU LIEFxxxx
2007-10-21 12:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahaha you are really funny!!!
luv the one with the vase =D
2007-10-21 12:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones all Wonderstar.!!!
10/10.!!!
The 3rd one is Flash Gordon I'm sure, lol.!!!
Cheers for the BOKKE.!!!
2007-10-21 11:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one with the vase is really hilarious, the rest also nice, star for you!
2007-10-21 20:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done. All very funny and somewhat informative for us guys,- particularly the ' quickie guy' and the tights !
2007-10-21 12:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't beat the oldies, they still give you a laugh...have a star for nostalgia...Toe.xx
2007-10-22 00:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-10-21 15:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, i like!
P.S. Women DO enjoy sex more!
2007-10-21 23:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for u!!!
2007-10-21 12:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋