Jesus just got himself crusified on top of mount Olives and the crowd surround the spot.
He calls for his first follower, Peter.
From the crowd came Peters voice, I'm here my Lord, I'm here !
Peter try to pass the guards but they beat him black and blue and when he tries again, a sword slach one of his legs off.
Jesus called again, Peter where are you, come here Peter !
Losing blood, Peter hops toward the cross to his master but a guard came from behind and shops his other leg off.
Peter, none the less crawl toward the cross and throw himself at the foot of it nearly dying.
I'm here my Lord, what can I do for you ? ask Peter.
Jesus looks at him and said, Peter my friend, I can see your house from up here !
2007-10-21 11:45:20 · 9 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Robert C, you are right :o)
I forgotten to use the Spell checker.
2007-10-21 12:08:33 · update #1
lmao very funny gave u a star i will use it at the pub!
2007-10-21 23:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers man
2007-10-21 16:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-21 15:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irreverent?
2007-10-21 11:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahha...i prefer if the ending would be like this..
"Peter my friend(look at peter legless condition)..erm..never mind"
2007-10-21 11:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok
but i think it would be better....... if u
i dont no... the material is ok
but i dont think id laugh... i didnt this time
but u need to have good comedy skills to say this in public and try to make ppl laugh
SORRY!!
2007-10-21 11:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it anyway, cheers
2007-10-21 20:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor Peter, lol.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-21 11:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 00:44:46 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋