Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2007

my originals - i will carry copies around in my car to use to teach my dance classes. I don't want to take up a lot of room in my house or anything. I want something easy to find and cheap also. And i'm not willing to make anything. Suggestions?

2007-10-21 13:35:12 · 3 answers · asked by Sufi 7 in Other - Entertainment

The Good Napkins
THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake)....

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)...

Now, fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.

Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to set the table for you!

Pass this on to girlfriends who need a good laugh.

2007-10-21 13:34:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-21 13:34:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:34:15 · 33 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am i luv Jeter and A-rod. I've sorta followed A-rod around I luved him with Seattle then Texaas. if he moves I still think I'll love Yankees. i'll go krazy if he goes to Boston

2007-10-21 13:33:45 · 6 answers · asked by ٠Golden Eyes٠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:33:37 · 6 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Polls & Surveys

hahaha u r skinny
Oh and that one over there is like sooo fat, the chair she was sitting has broken into pieces.

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

2007-10-21 13:33:21 · 10 answers · asked by teeth 4 in Jokes & Riddles

This guy dies and goes to hell the devil asks him "how would you like to spend your eternity here", the guy says "what are my options", The devil says "here ill show you",so he takes him by a room with bodies being burned terribly, than he goes by another room theres a bunch of demons poking this guy with pit forks, they go by another room there a smelly truck driver at a bar drinking beer with a beautiful blonde giving him head, the guy says "yes this one I pick this one" the devil says "are you sure its for an eternity" . The guys says "im positive" so the devil walks over and tells the girl "you can go now ive found you a replacement".

2007-10-21 13:32:56 · 15 answers · asked by Change 2 in Jokes & Riddles

if some guy wanted to lick your shoes for some odd unknown reason, would u feel better if you gave him money to or if he pay'd you to lick your shoes? would it make a differnce if u thought he was really cute? how much $$$ would u ask for?

2007-10-21 13:32:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

make you smile or laugh the quickest??

2007-10-21 13:32:39 · 12 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

what do you do in the meantime?

2007-10-21 13:31:22 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:30:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:28:43 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aA9p8qDFcH0

Would anyone have any suggestions in vein of this style of music?

2007-10-21 13:28:33 · 1 answers · asked by sleepthei 3 in Other - Music

why?

2007-10-21 13:27:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."

10. "The coffee machine is broke...."

11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"

14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

2007-10-21 13:27:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-21 13:27:01 · 43 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

right now mine are, Katt Williams and Dane Cook. Gratuitous profanity, but funny all the same.


who is yours?

2007-10-21 13:26:54 · 17 answers · asked by yvicks 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you rather do, kick me or lick me?

2007-10-21 13:26:07 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

smile?? What's the thing that works best for you??

2007-10-21 13:25:48 · 16 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

8:23 -RI

2007-10-21 13:23:50 · 36 answers · asked by Hey It's Kayyy 5 in Polls & Surveys

why arent we a world in love

2007-10-21 13:23:39 · 16 answers · asked by sean 3 in Polls & Surveys

which do you prefer on me?

2007-10-21 13:23:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was about a baby pinkish purple alien who lands on earth and it's parents mess up a grocery store, and I remeber train tracks, What is the name of this Movie???

2007-10-21 13:22:01 · 4 answers · asked by James the Just 3 in Polls & Surveys

if you spray it on everything

2007-10-21 13:21:15 · 6 answers · asked by sean 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:21:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

What is the thing you are looking forward to most about the New System??

I'm looking forward to having no worries like, "Aww man today is Sunday, I have to to go school tomorrow!"

I can't wait! :):) How about you?

2007-10-21 13:20:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Iraq War
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

2007-10-21 13:19:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

with anyone special or in mind?

2007-10-21 13:19:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys