Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."
10. "The coffee machine is broke...."
11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
2007-10-21 13:27:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well I think I know now what will say if I'm caught sleeping. .
hahahaha very funny, like it.
2007-10-21 13:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by dodong1127 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 is the best
2007-10-21 13:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!!! I desperately needed it bad!!!! Although I probably won't need them for a while since I just found out that I was pregnant last week!!! Have a star and a great night!!!
2016-05-24 02:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forgot one 15 Amen
2007-10-21 14:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. Do you want me to scoot over?
2007-10-21 13:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by LaTravieza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was really funny!!! Thanks for the laugh and i hope you have a great night@!! Have a star!!!
2007-10-21 13:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one. hahaha.... a star
2007-10-21 21:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-21 14:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋