Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2007

Sometimes I'm just so tired. Then I feel bad if I don't.

2007-10-19 20:49:33 · 13 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

what is ur fav motorhead song of all time?
keep ans. up to 2 songs
my chose's are
1-killed by death
2-christine

2007-10-19 20:47:09 · 15 answers · asked by The Black Knight 5 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-19 20:46:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I also liked azumanga diaoh, girly stuff like that.

2007-10-19 20:45:25 · 8 answers · asked by pinacoladasundae 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-19 20:44:33 · 15 answers · asked by hakim1125 6 in Polls & Surveys

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

2007-10-19 20:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Sorry, I know it's a real toughie.

2007-10-19 20:41:08 · 23 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Country

Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.


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In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his minivan.


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In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.


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In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.


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In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.


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In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.


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In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.

Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.


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In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.


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In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."


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In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."


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In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."


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In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"


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In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.


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In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.


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In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."


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In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.


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In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.


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In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.


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In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."


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In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"


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In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.


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In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.

2007-10-19 20:41:04 · 23 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-19 20:40:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

always argue or never argue in a relationship?

2007-10-19 20:38:35 · 26 answers · asked by k i w i ♥182 7 in Polls & Surveys

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

2007-10-19 20:38:11 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

It sounds kinda Jimmy Buffet-ish/Key West, Heck maybe it is him.

But anyways all I can remember is it is fast tempoed and I believe it mentions something about a cannonball.

I heard it a year ago and that is all I can remember. Please help even though it is not much to work with.

2007-10-19 20:36:52 · 1 answers · asked by Robby 2 in Lyrics

2007-10-19 20:35:18 · 32 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have 2, Flick Of The Switch and The Razors Edge
both Incredible Hard Rock songs!

2007-10-19 20:33:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I like a lot of food!

2007-10-19 20:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by Twister Trent 4 in Polls & Surveys

What song makes you feel invincible to life's tradgedies?

2007-10-19 20:29:16 · 10 answers · asked by Helix 2 in Other - Music

do you lose yourself between the sounds?.. do you open wide to suck it in?.. Do you feel it move across your skin?.. Are you reaching up and reaching out?.. Are you reaching for the random or?.. Whatever will bewilder me.. Whatever will bewilder me.. Are you following the will that wins?... We may just go where no ones been.. Will you ride the spiral to the end.. You may just go where no ones been.. Will you spiral out .. and keep going?

2007-10-19 20:29:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 20:26:32 · 2 answers · asked by lover boy 1 in Polls & Surveys

My personal favorite is from the monkey island game : "Take a long walk off a short pier." :)

2007-10-19 20:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are the lyrics or where can i get them? FIRST RIGHT ANSWER GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!!

2007-10-19 20:25:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

It's not the girls w/the hula hoops or the machine. It's the 2 models.

2007-10-19 20:25:10 · 4 answers · asked by Buzz Killington 6 in Talk Shows

2007-10-19 20:24:57 · 21 answers · asked by Johnny the Pooh 3 in Polls & Surveys

it goes like this..

come a little closer flicker in flight......we'll have about an inch space but im' her...

and the chorus goes like this..

let me know if i'm doing this right..let me jow if my grips tooo tight let me know if i can stay all of my life......


please help me with this song thanks....

if you like..please give me the whole lyrics..

thanks very much.!

2007-10-19 20:24:49 · 5 answers · asked by L_Lawliet 2 in Lyrics

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to
select his first punishment.

First room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The
new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next
room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.

The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has an
really old guy chained to the wall getting a b10w j0b from a
gorgeous blonde.

The guy jumps at the chance and takes the room.

The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder
and says "okay, you can stop now. You've been relieved".

2007-10-19 20:23:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who is V?

2007-10-19 20:16:47 · 5 answers · asked by Fallout 5 in Movies

listen to a few seconds of the songs FREE?? and no sign up??

2007-10-19 20:14:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-10-19 20:14:05 · 20 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

some gay knife show just popped up at 12:00 right when they wer about to go in the room. anyone know whats going on?

2007-10-19 20:13:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-10-19 20:13:06 · 1 answers · asked by ang 2 in Other - Television

Once you have the votes then you can just change it to something incredibly the opposite of your original answer and then people read it after you've gotten all the votes and say "WTF?"

2007-10-19 20:12:30 · 7 answers · asked by Patrick E 6 in Polls & Surveys