What phrase do you use when you want to tell someone 'where to go' metaphorically speaking?

Question

My personal favorite is from the monkey island game : "Take a long walk off a short pier." :)

Thank you...I am now laughing very much :)

Answer 1

how about take a hunting trip w/cheny :-]

i used to have this certificate that read you have a scheduled appointment with Dr. Kevorkian ;-)

i pray you live to be 100 & have a fit a minute ;-0

old school put this egg in your shoe and beat it 8-}
make like a tree and leave ;-/
if you cant begone about it then begone up out it :-)

i know u said a phrase to tell someone where to go but i just couldnt help myself ((((((bbg))))) lorl there are a few more but not decent 1's B-) jus chilin
ooh ooh thought of another 1
d's calling you, response d who?, d one who's calling u away from here:-{}

Answer 2

'go play on the freeway'
'go tell your mother she's calling you'
'there's a 3:15 bus out of town-be under it'
and my all time favorite:
'don't let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya'

Answer 3

Piss off is my personal favorite. It comes from Monty Python.

Answer 4

My favourite which I should use more often since it's alot politer is " Hit the road Jack!"

Answer 5

f*** off usuallu gets the message across. other times i might say 'go take a hike'

Answer 6

Go play in traffic!

Answer 7

"bless you" with a wry grin and wringing of the hands, followed by a bwahhhhhahhaahhhaa!

Answer 8

"Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya..."

Answer 9

I'm simple I say get the fu** out of my face

Answer 10

I stole this from my aunt years ago..."Go piss up a rope"