Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

Angel?

2007-10-15 06:40:12 · 8 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 06:40:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-15 06:39:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and tail are interchangeable."

2007-10-15 06:39:31 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 06:39:10 · 66 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Tom Brady
or
Derek Jeter

2007-10-15 06:38:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Thank you for your answers! :)

Have a wonderful week! :)

2007-10-15 06:38:35 · 8 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Other - Music

Don't mess with Texas

2007-10-15 06:38:13 · 23 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

My description: Unintelligent

No other words or explanations. Just one word. Quick. And straight to the point.

2007-10-15 06:38:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and women do you like tattoos on men

2007-10-15 06:37:07 · 48 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

He kept throwing the ball to Sean Taylor you knew eventually he would catch it.

If you're wondering yes I am a bitter Redskins, fan...

2007-10-15 06:37:06 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Besides this one, of course.

2007-10-15 06:36:24 · 13 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 06:36:09 · 20 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Polls & Surveys

When i try and think about this question i don't really see it being possible to buy more than a bag of potato chips and a hot coffee, 5 dollars doesn't go very far.

2007-10-15 06:35:45 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like old scary movies way more than new ones(80's 70's). like a nightmare on elm street,especialy the first one. candy man. the fly. new scary movies just seem to be too predictable.

2007-10-15 06:35:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.

While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.

Now THAT is a bad day.....

2007-10-15 06:34:33 · 32 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

could you ever fall in love with someone who has seen the bottom and has come back to the top .........

someone who has sincerely tried to overcome their own hardships ..... and done so ........

2007-10-15 06:34:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 06:34:01 · 17 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine are suspicious minds, girl of my best friend and good luck charm =)

2007-10-15 06:32:41 · 26 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Other - Music

or a box

2007-10-15 06:32:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Men: Do u prefer thongs on women or boy cut panties?

Women: Which do u prefer to wear?

2007-10-15 06:31:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 06:31:12 · 38 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

lol

2007-10-15 06:30:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hunter whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.

"My friend is dead! What can I do?" he gasps to the operator.

"Just take it easy, I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead" says the operator in a calm, soothing voice.

There is silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

2007-10-15 06:30:36 · 25 answers · asked by liverpoollass 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 06:30:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My brother was riting somthing for skool and typed "extravaganza" the spel chek on Microsoft Werd changed it to "extravafagansa" so he asummed it was right. Who knows wat I've been speling rong!

2007-10-15 06:30:01 · 9 answers · asked by Dukklord 4 in Polls & Surveys

I just looked out the window here and there are some really nasty clouds hanging around out there. Looks kind of scary, I think we are about to have some NAstyyyyy weather....

2007-10-15 06:29:47 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who needs what

2007-10-15 06:29:22 · 28 answers · asked by doggonehandsome 5 in Polls & Surveys

if there is best answer. i think there should also be worse answer.

of course you would lose points on worse answer

2007-10-15 06:27:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*bink bink*

2007-10-15 06:27:42 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys