Whenever you think you've had a bad day remember this poor guy?

Question

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.

While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.

Now THAT is a bad day.....

Answer 1

Lmao, now that was a bad day, wouldn't want to walk in his shoes' poor guy had no luck that day, hope it doesn't get worse.......but the only worse it could get is death, and after that day I bet he is wishing for the end .....star!

Answer 2

Oh dear! That's some Monday that, he shoulda stayed in bed!

Actually thinking about it him and his bed would've probably have been somehow catapulted out of the window and it would've landed on that group of Hell's Angels that just happened to be passing at the time!

Answer 3

I thought I was having a bad day until I read that one!! Holy Cow !! Do you think she might have it in for him??? Well if he's in the States he'll probably sue the ambulance drivers and his wife!! It's what they do!! ............Your Honor she tried to kill me !!! She tried to blow my b@lls off !!! I'd sit in on that one!!Try to explain that one to the judge!! To funny!!

Answer 4

Florida has hills? Lol. Haven't seen one yet and I've been here for two years.

Answer 5

Ooh! I feel SO much better now...always look on the bright side huh?!

Brilliant mate!

Answer 6

hehehe, and i thought having a tooth pulled was a bad day, poor guy

have a star

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Answer 7

If true, totally brilliant, should get a Darwin award.

Answer 8

thank you I needed that because I'm having a bad day right know!!! Thank that5 got me thinking about having a better day!!!

Answer 9

Yes, I thought only I had luck like that.

Answer 10

I thought I had bad luck but this couple is doomed.