Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and tail are interchangeable."
2007-10-15 06:39:31 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhaaaaa, roflmfbo
2007-10-15 09:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao , makes ya think with all the operations I have had these surgeons are crazy, with a capital C for crazy, If ever I need another surgery I want it video taped , almost makes me afraid to go under the knife. Maybe they read surgeons for dummies handbook.Pmsl . another great offering from you Pug
star. Thx for the laugh, keep em coming my friend.....star
2007-10-15 17:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So they have met our Prime Minister than?? He forgot they have an endless supply of the tax payers money too!! LOL
2007-10-15 21:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one-thanks for sharing.
2007-10-15 13:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha and you never get a straight answer out of them!!
:-)))
2007-10-15 18:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
and that is all true.hahaha.
thank you for the lol,and for sharing.
2007-10-15 13:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever and funny have a star
2007-10-15 14:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-15 13:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh how right you are hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-15 20:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, cheers for sharing
2007-10-15 13:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by donnajaneindigo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋