Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2007

so who are you saying good night to?

2007-10-03 18:04:08 · 27 answers · asked by misspriss was suspended =( 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:03:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh*it?"

2007-10-03 18:03:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-03 18:01:47 · 21 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:01:28 · 4 answers · asked by jen 7 in Horoscopes

2007-10-03 18:01:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im a Sagittarius .. and I really like this girl .. I've been liking her for 4 years .. help me .. shes still single ..

2007-10-03 18:00:56 · 3 answers · asked by Gervhard z 1 in Horoscopes

they sing in unison and it's a slow song.
anyone????

2007-10-03 17:59:27 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Music

2007-10-03 17:57:57 · 12 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Polls & Surveys

Judge Judy in the nude

2007-10-03 17:57:53 · 6 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching a movie late at night and i dont remember what it was called. It had to do with these two rich teenage girls from California who go into LA?(i think) to by cocaine?(i think) Well they eventually get caught up in this mexican gang. For there initiation they have to roll a dice and then have sex with as many guys as the number they roll. On girl says no and quits while the other goes for it and then decides to quit after she was violated. Then she tries to kill herself but the other girl talks her out of it and they kind of become friends. Also there is this one kid who is filming a documentary type movie though out the film. Any ideas what this movie is called?

2007-10-03 17:57:35 · 11 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Movies

2007-10-03 17:57:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12 year old scotch.

The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.

The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the Bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"

Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.

The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10 Year Old scotch.

Again, same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch.

The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!"

The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk.

The drunk replies: "It ish. How old am I?"

2007-10-03 17:57:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-03 17:55:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think it's considered good luck by picking it up...?

2007-10-03 17:54:33 · 18 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:54:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for example ur breakfast, lunch & dinner, im asking cause i take so long i take about 30 - 40 minz 2 finish my food where else everyone else with me just take about 10 - 15 minz & i b left alone on the table lol

how long do u take?

are u like me?

are u a fast eater or slow?

2007-10-03 17:54:09 · 24 answers · asked by milly 3 in Polls & Surveys

...and you just can't pronounce, more so understand a thing?...

I'm listening to Andrea Bocelli's Time To Say Goodbye, the music is so powerful yet so difficult to understand...but i do like it a lot!

2007-10-03 17:53:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know there names. I think Betty's sister is Tilda? Just a guess.

2007-10-03 17:53:31 · 5 answers · asked by Faraj - King Of Ramadan Section 2 in Other - Television

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"
My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"
Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

2007-10-03 17:53:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Thanks & Good Night. ;)

2007-10-03 17:52:54 · 10 answers · asked by Robin 5 in Polls & Surveys

If so why, and what kinda experiences have you had with paranormal activity in the past?

2007-10-03 17:51:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

by yourself in a jungle with no man made items?

2007-10-03 17:51:47 · 7 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

have u ever seen someone that could pass like your twin

2007-10-03 17:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by Latina de Corazon 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would be sorta afraid to USE Y!A at work, but its blocked anyway. I cant even see other people's answers.

2007-10-03 17:50:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Southern California

2007-10-03 17:49:31 · 33 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

in some states suicide is illegal

2007-10-03 17:49:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:48:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...like dove is for peace...

2007-10-03 17:48:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

even though you really like that other person or w/e but for some reason its eventually gonna have to end. it could be because of culture/ religion differences or some personal issues. doesnt it suk?

2007-10-03 17:47:55 · 14 answers · asked by Super Fl6 3 in Polls & Surveys