Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2007

A husband took his wife to the hospital to give labor to their child.

The doctor said to the husband, “We have this new machine where the father feels all the pain. One thing I don't want to do is turn it up to 100 volts…it could kill you.”

Later, the doctor said, “I’m going to have to turn it to 50; she’s in a lot of pain. It doesn't affect you, does it?”

“No, it doesn't,” the husband responded.

20 minutes later, the doctor said, “I will have to turn it to 100.”

The husband replied, “I don’t care. I have been shot, stabbed and in a war.”

“It doesn't make you feel like your going to keel over does it?” the doctor asked. “No.” 10 minutes later, the doctor announced, “It’s a boy! You are free to leave with your wife when she’s ready!”

That night, when they got home, they found the mailman dead on the front walk!!!
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Got this off a local radio station joke of the day in case anyone else has heard it. If you like star.

2007-10-03 18:47:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i haven't slep good for a while now..anybody have ideas so i can sleep?

2007-10-03 18:47:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:47:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Smartass replies encouraged! Ten points to the one who makes me laugh the hardest!!

2007-10-03 18:45:22 · 11 answers · asked by Gina E 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=27W4r1w4c2g

There looks like there are some really good ones in there, but I have no idea what they're called.

Here's the ones I've recognized: Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Fruits Baskets, Naruto, Bleach, and Ouran Host Club.

I'm pretty sure some of them were from video games, so you don't have to name those.

Thank you! (Oh, and reccommendations for semi-short romance anime would be nice, too! Kidding, kidding. I know I'm already asking a lot.)

2007-10-03 18:45:01 · 7 answers · asked by Kiki N 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-03 18:44:55 · 13 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:44:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i use
" alright"

2007-10-03 18:44:29 · 30 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

My niece asked..and I had no clue...I told her it was so our eyes didnt go up to our forehead....i know that's not right..but what was i to say??

2007-10-03 18:44:28 · 17 answers · asked by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:42:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who was the only character that lived through the whole starwars series

2007-10-03 18:42:32 · 10 answers · asked by Mike C 2 in Movies

2007-10-03 18:42:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have baseball cards.....

2007-10-03 18:41:57 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:37:55 · 30 answers · asked by kitkat 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do think that the person smuggling in extacy in mr potatoe head toys should recieve a jail term?

Personally I think he should be harshly dealt with, By that I mean what would happen if by some twist of fate one of those toy accidentally got to a child who swallowed the pills...

2007-10-03 18:36:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:35:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:35:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:35:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was their reaction?

2007-10-03 18:35:39 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

flush toilets annoy you too?

2007-10-03 18:35:30 · 5 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please. I am some what desperate for this song. It just immediately captured my heart.

I discovered it on Radioblogclub.com. It had the name 34 Hope, but that is not the real name.

I want to know the name of the writer/composer and the name of this piece and where I can possibly hear it or download it. I only recorded this short piece of it.

It is in WMA format...pray it works.
http://www.freewebs.com/spirafall/34%20Hope.wma

2007-10-03 18:35:25 · 4 answers · asked by Tai 3 in Classical

I know most of mine fun contacts got their account suspended......really sucks !! I am not saying you guys aren't fun....but there are so many fun, good people missing now!!

2007-10-03 18:34:54 · 10 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Polls & Surveys

If not is anything on? What is it?

2007-10-03 18:33:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:33:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-10-03 18:33:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:31:56 · 19 answers · asked by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's late in the evning she's wondering what clothes to wear?

2007-10-03 18:31:20 · 10 answers · asked by Rocketman 6 in Other - Music

2007-10-03 18:30:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:27:09 · 141 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 18:26:37 · 13 answers · asked by the mazda mechanic 4 in Horoscopes