Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2007

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --- I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

2007-09-26 05:19:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would you do?

2007-09-26 05:18:49 · 28 answers · asked by Yanni 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:18:40 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:18:37 · 30 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have spent tonight looking at questions my contacts have answered and asked...

Wow! you guys go to amazing places! From fixing your computers, to fixing government, to fixing broken hearts...

Thanks for the ride!!

2007-09-26 05:18:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:17:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:17:23 · 43 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by Fany 2 in Celebrities

name?

age?

birthday?

state(city if you even feel so inclined to give your town a shout out)?

where you are right now(physically, not spiritually or mentally)?

waht are you doing/dressing up as for Halloween?

how many brothers and sisters?

your sports team?



Jacob

17

nov. 10

CA(the valley)

first period

idk. i dont know waht to be thats cool yet.

one twin brother

phoenix suns

2007-09-26 05:15:18 · 15 answers · asked by Purple i 4 in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank

2007-09-26 05:14:27 · 12 answers · asked by Scottster 1 in Polls & Surveys

but can't because it's too embarrassing/illegal/etc..

why would it be so much better if done in public..


xoxoox

2007-09-26 05:13:58 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean I often pick Mexican or Italian food.

2007-09-26 05:13:48 · 8 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

Diagonally, straight down the middle, not cut at all, some other way?

I have a friend who keeps it whole, but eats the crust off around it first. He's kind of weird.

2007-09-26 05:12:21 · 26 answers · asked by gedd500 5 in Polls & Surveys

who knows?

2007-09-26 05:11:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-09-26 05:11:20 · 12 answers · asked by Junior 1 in Polls & Surveys

i heard some romours that wu chun from farenheight and ell form S.H.E is boyfriend and girlfriend?

2007-09-26 05:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by sakura 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:09:44 · 19 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

And which one of each?

I like toaster strudel in cherry or raspberry.


What about you?

2007-09-26 05:08:22 · 24 answers · asked by EmilyJune 5 in Polls & Surveys

LOUISIANA GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town
in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred
Hitchcock tale, it's real.

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road,
hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time
passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could
hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing
ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and
stopped.

Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door;
only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no
sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.

Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too
scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car
was
approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started
to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go
off
the road and in the bayou and he would surely drown!

But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's
window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the
car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand
disappeared
through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!

Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they
reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he
could
take and jumped out of the car and ran to town.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two
shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural
experience.


A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized
the guy was telling the truth (and not just some drunk).

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to
the other, "Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we
wuz pushin it in the rain."

2007-09-26 05:08:03 · 4 answers · asked by Stefanie K 2 in Jokes & Riddles

For me, meeting a precious friend Elmo

2007-09-26 05:07:54 · 9 answers · asked by Scottster 1 in Polls & Surveys

I just looked up my cousin and his earliest possible release date is 6/6/2026. He went to prison when he was 18 (he is in his 30's now) and got out a couple years ago...He then committed a couple other crimes and is back in prison again now I won't be able to see him again until he is in his 50's. It's like I've never really known him at all.

2007-09-26 05:07:25 · 20 answers · asked by Grants a tractor luvr! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can we get another ad please?

2007-09-26 05:06:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:04:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where did you go???

2007-09-26 05:04:17 · 13 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:04:15 · 9 answers · asked by MWC ░░▒▒▓▓ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Take it...or pass it up?

2007-09-26 05:03:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 05:02:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

What happens if you put the "this side up" side face down while popping microwave popcorn?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

And finally -- What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

2007-09-26 05:02:50 · 5 answers · asked by dark is rising 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have dvds will they start to go away like vhs here soon and it all be blu-ray not the normal dvds and what is the difference?

2007-09-26 05:02:36 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

I am looking to see how many people have the same birthday as me - October 11. But any old day will do.

2007-09-26 05:02:17 · 37 answers · asked by Miserable 3 in Polls & Surveys