A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --- I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
2007-09-26 05:19:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really cute. Star for you!
2007-09-26 06:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jellybean had her little bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-26 05:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by trinigal77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being stuck in the middle of the funeral procession on the road when you're late for work.
2016-05-19 00:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-09-26 05:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by joddie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L. that's funny
2007-09-26 05:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋