Call my mom and tell her to get the bail money ready
2007-09-26 05:21:02
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answer #1
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answered by Landra 5
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That really has happened to me. It's not a funny situation to be in.
I went upstairs when I heard noises on the ceiling from downstairs and found my husband in bed with the local harlot. I found out what kind of woman I really am that day. I just stood there and watched until I was noticed by the woman. At that point, my (EX)husband looked up and gave me the classic..."It's not what you think!". I then turned around and left the house with him running after me down the driveway. I came home hours later and proceeded to throw all his belongings out the second story window and changed the locks. He was never welcome in MY home again. I wanted to kill him for a split second but what I chose to do in the end was much more rewarding for me and my family. A divorce was much more effective than death. He gets to live with the fact that he destroyed his marriage and relationship with his kids.
Sandy :O)
2007-09-26 05:29:20
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answered by Anonymous
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You mean if I came into my house and heard the bed squeaking? I'd find my camera.... I'd need evidence.
2007-09-26 05:22:29
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answered by Rocketmaniac 7
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I would leave and go find my house. My bed does not squeak.
2007-09-26 05:23:15
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answered by Anonymous
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wonder who the hell is in my kids room because my bed dont squeak and my kids are not staying here right now.
2007-09-26 05:23:28
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answered by Anonymous
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I would call the police, because I live alone, and therefore there is not supposed to be anyone else in my bed. At least, not while I am not there!
:-)
2007-09-26 05:24:39
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answered by Tony M 7
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I'd join in whatever was going on and make it squeak more!
2007-09-26 05:27:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I would ask if I could jump on the bed too.
2007-09-26 05:21:33
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answered by orange c 4
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If I knew where my wife was, then I'd assume a burglar.
If she were home I'd assume she was taking care of herself (she has never cheated) and go try and join her.
2007-09-26 05:23:35
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answered by rumbler_12 7
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Poor ice water on them to cool them off.
2007-09-26 05:27:46
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answered by LILAC 7
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