The blind school set off on their annual day outing to the beach.
When dinner time arrived the teachers decide that it was time to
eat. So the coach pulled into a service station.Everybody got off
of the coach to stretch their legs and admire the scenery. While the
teachers are taking the blind kids orders, one of the teachers noticed
that the group were becoming bored, so he took a ball out for them
to have a game of football with.(They play with a ball with a bell in it.)

The teachers start them off with a game of football on the grassy
area, then they go to get the food for the group. While the
teachers are at the supermarket the coach driver comes running
in.The teachers ask what's wrong. He tells them to get back to the
group because the students are kicking the of **** out of the morris
dancers.

2007-09-25 01:44:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever had the measles???

2007-09-25 01:43:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Today Off?

I'd like to take the day off from school because I'm very tired. How do I ask her?

2007-09-25 01:43:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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"Things aren't what they used to be." When did you last make this type comment? ....?

And what was it you were referring to?

for me it was the old 'green screen' Amstrad Games.

Boy does that make me sound like a fossil?!!!

2007-09-25 01:40:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does Yahoo send you an email when you get the Top Contributer badge?

Just wondering??

2007-09-25 01:40:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you Act before you think?

2007-09-25 01:39:51 · 35 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who supports the war in Iraq?

2007-09-25 01:39:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ans this riddle if u think u can?

A teacher with no mind am I,
I tell the truth yet often lie,
Countless ladies I do date,
Their wands of light control my fate!

2007-09-25 01:38:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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i am on level 5 on answers is it best to stay there or keep going?

2007-09-25 01:38:16 · 10 answers · asked by freeflow 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I liked feeling my ex's morning wood on my leg all the time ♥ it was big. Do you have morning wood right now?

hehe ♥

2007-09-25 01:37:08 · 11 answers · asked by Kimberly 1 in Polls & Surveys

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The best things in life are...?

(oh go ahead, be creative)

2007-09-25 01:36:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What Elton John album includes the song "Crocodile Rocks"?

2007-09-25 01:36:30 · 9 answers · asked by george 1 in Other - Music

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Can You Lie?

It is horrible. Are you good at it?

2007-09-25 01:34:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever..????

acted out your "wildest" fantasy?

2007-09-25 01:34:06 · 9 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Two Blondes.....?

blonde1 laughing at blonde2 in an ATM:"haha I've seen your password"
blonde2:"What is it?"
blonde1:"It's ****"
blonde2:"No you got it wrong its 3384.."

2007-09-25 01:33:53 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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