A teacher with no mind am I,
I tell the truth yet often lie,
Countless ladies I do date,
Their wands of light control my fate!
2007-09-25 01:38:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mirror used for make up
2007-09-25 02:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by goodwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps.... a computer
it teaches without thought...
it's gives both truth and lies...
it dates women by the ability to use it (many older woman don't even own one or know how to use one)...
and a wand of light could be a wireless mouse, which controls the computer.
But then again, I'm a geek and view the world through my lap-top's window.
2007-09-25 09:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blimey isabel, you've got a great one here! i haven't got a clue...
the dark?
teaches you to be careful of your surroundings
truth, you see some things, lies, they don't look like that in light
date ladies, prostitutes are called ladies of the night
wands of light could be a torch
dammit, tell me! lol
2007-09-25 10:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by fat_spoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yoda!
(The ladies, of course, are lightsabers)
2007-09-26 14:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by davypi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just dont know - ill check in a couple of days for the answer - someone must know
2007-09-25 08:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by nethertry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mirror???
2007-09-25 08:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a book!? hehehehhe just guessing i want 2 see the answer this riddle rocks..............
2007-09-25 08:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by frances_yssa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mirror?
2007-09-25 09:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moon
2007-09-25 08:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life?
2007-09-25 08:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋