Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2007

...I vote for peace and love....who is joing me...give a star :)

2007-09-20 00:56:39 · 15 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "

If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!"
I said. "I haven't got any money! I'm broke!"

And proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

I stepped back and said.

"Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"

2007-09-20 00:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Jokes & Riddles

is the rhythm really gunna get me???

2007-09-20 00:56:01 · 22 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 00:54:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have never looked forward to any other president getting out so much! I have never liked this man or what he stands for! It's okay if your opinion varies from mine...I promise not to give you a thumbs down. :)

2007-09-20 00:54:23 · 28 answers · asked by cutegirlin_tn 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which one is the best? I wouldn't say any opinion 'bout this to make sure u won't choose just like what I choose. And to make sure u don't choose randomly, please write me ur reason and maybe ur favorite character. Please, I really need polling at least ten.

Thx to u all!

2007-09-20 00:54:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-09-20 00:52:56 · 36 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

As a sing, will Aries ever agree on cheating? Is he that kind of person.

2007-09-20 00:49:52 · 12 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Horoscopes

..for me..
.Gloss
.Cash (tho very little lol)
Cell Phone

How about you..?

2007-09-20 00:49:47 · 23 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 00:49:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-09-20 00:48:15 · 38 answers · asked by Adriana 1 in Polls & Surveys

and why

2007-09-20 00:48:01 · 21 answers · asked by kangaroo girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

2007-09-20 00:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It is so anoing when thos hapens

2007-09-20 00:47:35 · 24 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

Nelson mandella comes into your room saying heres your glass of warm milk..what do you do?

2007-09-20 00:46:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How can anyone turn their backs on their own kids?

Would you quit you job just to get back at your Ex, even if it hurt your kids?

There is no way to get out of paying child support - they hold both to an earning capability. It will just go onto the rears and will still have to be paid.

2007-09-20 00:46:30 · 12 answers · asked by FIREMAN F301 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 00:46:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 00:45:46 · 65 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

tell me what you think...........




I Have Become So.

My rosy cheeks have become so thorny.
My marble eyes have become so dirty.
My long lashes have become but prickling pins.
My round nose has become so crooked.
My plump lips have become nothing more than tattered.
My luscious hair has become nothing less than frizzy twigs falling.
My hands so soft, my hands so sweet, have become the harmers of my body.
My heart, right here, has become but an empty room.
My lungs are now, but floppy balloons, sinking in misery.
My waist so slender has become so broken.
My long legs have become but buckled locks
Buckled locks collapsing underneath me.
My height has made me but a towering girl,
I tower over my grave death.
Farewell my friends, family, people
From a girl so depressed, so lonely.

--flee1906
20/9/2007

2007-09-20 00:45:43 · 6 answers · asked by flee1906 5 in Polls & Surveys

what if i told you that i'm not real and that yahoo answers does not exist ,even all the contacts here are not real! , what would you do?




~have a nice day~

2007-09-20 00:45:24 · 18 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like this video?

Why or why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-izbodatsYg

2007-09-20 00:45:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2007-09-20 00:44:12 · 4 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."


The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger!

2007-09-20 00:42:43 · 3 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-20 00:40:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At the end of last night's channel 4 ep, the camera panned over Justin, Max, Warren and Katy from the other side of the quarry. Is this supposed to be Clare looking on them? Thoughts please!

2007-09-20 00:38:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-09-20 00:38:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody know when the next one is i watched the one last night (Wed) and loved it but not sure when the next one is on??????

2007-09-20 00:38:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-09-20 00:37:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 00:36:02 · 23 answers · asked by salamkureshi 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-09-20 00:35:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys