Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
2007-09-20 00:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whooppie! I love these ones, Papa Chuck. I just wish I
won't be the last in this page, so I won't be laughing last.
Psychics ask my name becuz I have amnesia, which is unique, becuz it is contagious.
2007-09-20 07:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zzz... haha... good one papa chuck.. now, i didn't laugh the last so that doesn't make me think the slowest. hmmm... wait a minute... did u just raise my can of beer? i don't believe in telekinesis.. hmmm.. probably i'm just drunk... hmmm.. beer... zzz...
2007-09-20 08:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by jongbong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, but isn't "can you repeat that again" redundant?
2007-09-20 08:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do i have to memorize it to repeat?
2007-09-20 07:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋