Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "
If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!"
I said. "I haven't got any money! I'm broke!"
And proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
I stepped back and said.
"Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"
2007-09-20 00:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol XD
2007-09-20 01:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Shadow of Hope 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-20 01:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-09-20 01:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by Radiator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
that should clean up the answers
2007-09-20 01:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-09-20 01:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by LoveBeingAMum 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha like that one
2007-09-20 07:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 years ago and it is still very funny.
2015-12-22 09:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-20 03:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2015-06-06 06:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, serves him well!
2007-09-20 03:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋