Entertainment & Music - 28 May 2007

A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?"

"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."

2007-05-28 13:58:25 · 9 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I have but one friend.We are always together.Sometimes I float.
Sometimes I sink.Many keep my company.Who am I?

2007-05-28 13:57:21 · 11 answers · asked by paul_dawisp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A recent survey showed that Aussies arn't exactly popular around the world.
Apparently the English refer to Australians as "JAFA'S" meaning "Just Another F'g Aussie" other countries thought Australian people to be big-headed and rude.

I'm curious to read what people think, I am Australian myself and take no offense to anything written on here.
Please, do write your honest opinion.

Cheers!

2007-05-28 13:56:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we went away for my hubbys b-day and sat at the bar after dinner and i had to burp, so as i turn my head to blow it out the waitress walked right into it...........couldn't blame it on my hubby, boy was i embarrased!!!!! poor lady looked like she was about to faint!!!....lol

2007-05-28 13:56:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:55:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:55:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From any movie or story, who was your fav. villian?

2007-05-28 13:54:55 · 13 answers · asked by Kyle B 4 in Polls & Surveys

In the Series two Episode 'Wasted Talent' Peter Gets Sozzled on Booze and becomes masterful at the piano.

Its at this point Stewie requests 'That Sad, Walking Away Song From the Incredible Hulk'.. And Peter Does so - This music is also used in the credits..

Does anyone know where I can buy / download it, or even the title of the piece?

2007-05-28 13:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

ALso where

2007-05-28 13:54:41 · 13 answers · asked by undercovernudist 6 in Polls & Surveys

like we do down here?

2007-05-28 13:53:32 · 11 answers · asked by poisonberries 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:53:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:52:56 · 47 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

i want to know to see if anyone here has the same b day as mee.:]

2007-05-28 13:51:28 · 31 answers · asked by Blabbity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who thinks that Bohemian Rhapsody is better than Stairway to Heaven and Free Bird?

2007-05-28 13:51:09 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-05-28 13:50:13 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

need a talent show song for about 7 12 year old girls that go to a privete school so nothing inapporite if u kno what i mean! so ya please help!

2007-05-28 13:49:54 · 8 answers · asked by ofcheer11 1 in Radio

2007-05-28 13:49:52 · 2 answers · asked by favorite_aunt24 7 in Drama

Does climbing a ladder bother you..?

2007-05-28 13:49:29 · 54 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:49:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well, not now (obviously that might be a little weird, him being dead and all)....but, back then it would have been worth it.

ah, and you need to watch the video (from the link)...or, my question might not make any sense (though, it might not anyway)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt8lyhyBFCw

2007-05-28 13:48:53 · 4 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you fart, hoping nobody notices, do you hold it in in agony, or do you just let it rip and let the chips fall where they may ???

2007-05-28 13:48:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which is better all forms of rock or rap?

2007-05-28 13:48:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Didn't she adopt a child and end up giving him/her back? What's the story there?

2007-05-28 13:48:20 · 9 answers · asked by Haylebird 4 in Celebrities

right now ............

2007-05-28 13:47:36 · 18 answers · asked by Derby 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:47:15 · 30 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:47:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:46:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:46:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-28 13:45:51 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I found a gray hair in my arm pit and decided its about time.


♪

2007-05-28 13:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys