A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?"
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
2007-05-28 13:58:25 · 9 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good PGers are enjoyable.
2007-05-28 14:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course pick it up after or before you get your leg cut off.
2007-05-28 21:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk about getting into character. lol
2007-05-28 21:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-28 21:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Allen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg,that's a great sacrifice.
2007-05-28 21:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good
2007-05-28 21:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by tx1942txx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2007-05-28 21:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's hilarious!
2007-05-28 21:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah! =*
2007-05-28 21:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋