Entertainment & Music - 25 May 2007

Besides onions of course and why?

2007-05-25 22:40:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor."

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Ed Zachary disease....worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Ed Zachary Disease....that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your ***!"

2007-05-25 22:39:57 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-25 22:39:50 · 9 answers · asked by I dont know 4 in Polls & Surveys

like controling your breath while raping to allow one to flow with the beat

2007-05-25 22:38:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-25 22:38:33 · 10 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:33:59 · 15 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:30:16 · 18 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:29:11 · 2 answers · asked by Precious 1 in Comics & Animation

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when excuses turn to dust..and promises have no meaning, when ur presence wus so fleeting.. how can u explain, their tears are worth more than ur blood, when it wus u who caused them pain..whut do u say when sorry, just is not enough?

2007-05-25 22:29:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know what to do and my bf broke his promise.

2007-05-25 22:28:10 · 15 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

girls night out-
2 girls decided they should go to a bar. after 2 hours of drinking, they were finally drunk. when they were going home, they decided they needed to pee. so one girl said lets go to the graveyard and pee. so they made up their minds and peed there. one girl chose to wipe with her undies and then throw them away. then the other girl didnt do that because her undies were apart of an expensive set so instead, she took a ribbon from a wreath and used it to wipe. after each girl got home, the 2 husbands of the 2 girls called each other. one husband said, my wife came home without her undies! maybe she do have another man! and the other man said, well, mine is worse. she had a card stuck in her butt that says: from all of us at the fire station, we will not forget you!

2007-05-25 22:26:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-25 22:25:54 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:25:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why scorpios are water signs, i know that scorpions are land creatures. Why aquarians are air signs, the symbol of water bearer (shouldn't it be air/wind bearer)?

Is there an error (or more) in the astrological signs?

Is there an explanation to this? I accept crazy explanations anytime (but not too crazy)!

Oh ya, i'm not a scorpio or aquarius.

2007-05-25 22:24:40 · 4 answers · asked by JDoubleG 5 in Horoscopes

2007-05-25 22:24:10 · 9 answers · asked by castro 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:19:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's a lesson here.
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. "Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: "There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his friggin' widow."

2007-05-25 22:18:42 · 4 answers · asked by old man 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Poor man.
a man was sitting at a bar staring at his drink. another guy comes in and sat next to him. seeing that he is just looking at his drink, he takes his drink, and drinks it up. the first guy starts crying. the guy who came in said, aw man! ill buy u another 1. no need to cry! the guy who was crying said, look, today is the worst day of my life. first, i get to work late and i get fired, then i was planning to get home when my car was stolen. then i took the taxi home and realize that my wallet and credit cards were in the taxi but the taxi already left. and when i got up to my room, i see my wife with a guy in bed, and now, i was just about to end my life when you came in and drank my poison!

2007-05-25 22:07:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you know where your children are?

2007-05-25 22:04:32 · 18 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did you want to become a doctor? Lawyer? Actor/actress? Model?
And what did adults tell you about what job they think you would have/should have?

2007-05-25 22:04:14 · 19 answers · asked by Quynh N 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:03:07 · 27 answers · asked by leeanneandwayne 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 22:01:11 · 2 answers · asked by Matty 1 in Drama

2007-05-25 22:00:03 · 34 answers · asked by Praxis 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-05-25 21:59:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Youtube doesn't have it and I'm too lazy to look through Google (I tried but again, I'm too lazy). So...entertain me.

2007-05-25 21:59:13 · 4 answers · asked by SN 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-05-25 21:59:09 · 12 answers · asked by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you believe in the Trinity?

I believe in "Oneness". I got thrown out of a Bible study 2 years ago because I said that God isn't "three persons" This guy brought up 1 John 5:7-8 to 'prove' the Trinity. This is how it reads in the KJV:

5:7 "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 5:8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one."

This is it in the New American Standard Bible (almost every modern english translation does not include the "trinity" statement)

1 John

5:7
For there are three that testify:

5:8
the Spirit and the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement.

The Trinity is a dangerous doctrine to believe because it doesn't make sense even pastors say they can't explain it and tell you to just 'accept it'. So now instead of people using critical thinking skills they are being misled into all kinds of false teaching

2007-05-25 21:58:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

myself,, diamond dave,better showman/best albums from van halen!! sammy better off being the red rocker!!

2007-05-25 21:58:31 · 7 answers · asked by stonecold 3 in Polls & Surveys

taken a walk to remember?

2007-05-25 21:57:48 · 20 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 21:57:41 · 12 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys