Poor man.
a man was sitting at a bar staring at his drink. another guy comes in and sat next to him. seeing that he is just looking at his drink, he takes his drink, and drinks it up. the first guy starts crying. the guy who came in said, aw man! ill buy u another 1. no need to cry! the guy who was crying said, look, today is the worst day of my life. first, i get to work late and i get fired, then i was planning to get home when my car was stolen. then i took the taxi home and realize that my wallet and credit cards were in the taxi but the taxi already left. and when i got up to my room, i see my wife with a guy in bed, and now, i was just about to end my life when you came in and drank my poison!
2007-05-25 22:07:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me a star if you thought it was funny?
2007-05-25 22:07:47 · update #1
hahahaha thats funny here is 5 more stars for you *****lol = )
2007-05-25 22:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ivan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man rushes into a bar and with an urgent voice asks the bar tender to give him a drink before the fight breaks out. After the first, he asks for a second drink before the fight breaks out, and then the third and the fourth. Exasperated, the bar tender asks the now drunk man which 'fight' he was referring to. The man says that he does not have the money to pay the bill, so he has been referring to the fight they were about to have.
2007-05-25 22:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a good joke for us and a sorry state for both men, and a life wasted for the second man. oh see i am crying!
2007-05-25 22:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha its really funny
2007-05-25 22:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by Frozzangel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 23:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-05-25 22:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i heard it before but it is funny
2007-05-26 03:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.................10/10
2007-05-26 01:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-05-26 00:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i stared lol
2007-05-29 18:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋